Quote (EmericAn @ Mar 21 2019 07:34pm)
Keep having similar dreams for some reason.
Had a dream where I had a prolapsed colon. I had the insides of my colon hanging out like a fleshy windsock like 20 feet long. The only way for me to go to the bathroom was for me to attach a 50-ft long length of PVC pipe to the end of my prolapsed colon and then let the PVC pipe hang off into the Susquehanna River at the Conowingo Dam and slowly poop over the course of an hour. Brandon was also there to help me with the PVC pipe and attaching it to my colon. It was embarrassing to do because people would see me, but it was the only way for me to poop. There was scientific research being performed on me and one other subject with the same condition to discover why this method worked.
At a later stage, I got tired of this method of pooping, so I decided to try something new. This upset my system, I wasn't able to poop anymore, and I could no longer poop the old way once I tried to go back. The moral of the story here was to be thankful for what function I had and try not to upset things by wishing for too much; just accept life for what it is sometimes because it could always be worse.
There was also one part of the dream where I was trying to climb along a pair of cables like 300 ft above the river, but then I realized this was a bad idea and tried to back-track about halfway across the river. The water was rushing below and it was really dangerous.
Wild