So to recap
-Panthers are most likely gonna get clowned on by the saints for the 3rd consecutive time and sent home, the mouldering cherry on an increasingly inedible shitcake of a season.
-The very real threat of P Diddy's BLM Fukboys All-Stars coalition becoming the Panthers new ownership looms like a filthy vulture ready to pick the bones of my hopes and dreams clean.
-Cam looks worse than ever before and is now rolling around on the sidelines regularly in what I can only assume is his interpretation of muslim prayer.
-Team seems rudderless and the offense has quickly transitioned from occasionally shooting blanks to complete and total impotence, with Rivera prowling the sidelines with a dour scowl, perpetually looking like he's just sucked on a lemon and Shula producing headscratchers that can only lead me to believe his playbook somehow got mixed up with his daughter's coloring by numbers book.
-Falcons could potentially win the super bowl this year, leaving the panthers as the lone nfc south team with NO RINGS.
This post was edited by Plaguelord on Jan 1 2018 03:56am