Quote (Zigity @ Jan 18 2018 07:13pm)
So I'm looking for a part time job to make some more skrilla... and as you probably don't know, our farm league baseball team here in Connecticut is the Hartford Yard Goats, and I got an offer to be the mascot at some of the games. How silly, dressing up as a fucking yard goat and dancing around Dunkin Donuts park... "hey, check out this stupid fuckin yahd goat dancin around, and get me another dunkin' frank and pabst from the bahr"
I would take that job in a second
No drug tests ftw!