505 buzzin,

Tue 1/05/2016 by end of day is when you should be getting your last part of your gift.

Blame groupon for the delay =[

Recycling the same excuse from last year? Nice try, KID

Too bad he won't be getting a Seahawks cup.

Maybe I should have...

Recycling the excuse is something I can live with, but please don't recycle the gifts... that was a special IRL troll from you to me

yeah dude it wasnt fun, I really was worried you wouldnt get urs ontime and then find out later it was me who fucked up and that would look reaaaally fucking bad since the ladder. So I called right away and it took me 20 minutes of sobbing for these nfl fucks to ship it to you... good times

Krampus will be showing up to the houses of those who did not send gifts, you evil sons of bitches.

I love it, didn't think I would like them but I've warn it a lot, and it gets massive compliments.

Stop exposing my elaborate plan of sending it to Groupon to send it to 505.

It was really hard convincing their rep that they had to do that for me.