Quote (AmineA @ Oct 26 2017 07:28pm)
lol, why are you even here? serious question
When you feel the rage building within you, his ultimate goal is one step closer to fruition.
He is the one who sows the seeds of malcontent. With painstaking care and singular purpose doth he toil, that his ungainly crop may come to bear fruit. The fruit of your demise. Through base exploitation of your pride, greed, envy, and a plethora of other negative human emotions, he guides you toward the fruit, which you foolishly consume, the succulent juices thereof trickling down your chins as you scream into the monitor "why is he here?!".
He is the proverbial snake in the garden, and your inability to perceive his heinous design for what it truly is has doomed you to eat the fruit of maximum over-rustle. You are the equivalent of a considerably shorter bill murray and he is the unrelenting architect of your groundhog day.
Woe unto you, randall.
This post was edited by MexicanSasquatch on Oct 26 2017 09:32am