I don't really enjoy these that much, but seems like something xnozx. would love so posting.
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I'm the New York Giants defense! I've sacked your quarterback four times, cause a lot of hurried throws, and your receivers don't quite have...GOOD HANDS tonight! Plus I've caused 3 fumbles for your offense, all resulting in turnovers. Your Discount Double Check Insurance won't cover you from this.
So get Allstate! and be better protected from Mayhem...LIKE ME!
Haha...