I've been summoned and excused 4 times lol

Is it bad that I laughed at this?

I was summoned once but I was in NC and they just sent it to my home of record. I think it would be interesting to sit on a jury as long as it was something cool like a homicide or something

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Terps is cool, he knows its meant as a joke. Im sure hes heard that about 2,000 times

Probably right, I guess I just don't know him well enough to make a comment like that lol a few guys from my unit lost limbs etc and one of them will take his prosthetic leg off when we've been drinking and we'll do shots or drink a beer out of it and we joke all the time. But I've known them for quite a while lol

I think the fact that it's over priced is a selling point for him

He seems to be into the rest of it

Whew, epic nerdgasm at FNM.

EZ'd my first two opponents. 2-0.

Final opponent won the first game by bouncing all my creatures early, which hurt because I'm an aggressive red deck.

Second game was close, and he probably thought he had it won because he played an bunch of blockers and an unblockable creature, so he was poised to win next turn. However, I had a card in my hand that gave all my creatures unblockable, which he didn't see coming, so I swung for lethal the next turn. It was about the only way I could win.

Before the third game, I offered him the option to split the winnings evenly, since I honestly don't care either way. He declined. Again, mid to late-game, he probably thought he had the game won, so he thought nothing of my 1/1 vigilance/double strike/trample Swiftblade Vindicator coming at him (he didn't block). He did not expect me to play 2x Sure Strikes (+3/+0 instant pump) to make him a 7/1 double strike. I killed him for 14 damage all at once for exact damage. He did NOT see that coming, and, honestly, neither did I lol.

INB4CSB/CSF... Just take me at my word that it was epic.

Also, he didn't appreciate me pronouncing his name "Mike Damon" retardedly like "Matt Damon" from Team America: World Police lol.


Yeah idc. I mean even people who aren't being funny and are just trying to put me down don't get on my nerves since I don't really care what they have to say. I wouldn't have revealed my disability if I didn't expect people to make fun of me, either jokingly or maliciously.

I was only trying to play bru, I love yo ass. You da man

Oh I know. I like a good joke as much as the next guy.

I was more talking about like when people just try to put me down the obvious/easy way because I trolled them too hard.

Troll me bb