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Dec 3 2018 08:40pm
Quote (MilkMaid @ Dec 3 2018 10:37pm)
I wish I sat around all day. I walk to my mailbox, drive to the store, pick my son up from school, you know, things that productive people do.


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Dec 3 2018 08:41pm
Quote (MilkMaid @ Dec 3 2018 09:39pm)
Oh no, the fat slob multi is upset his wife is fucking someone else while his mom's at a bon fire without him.


Nah no one would sleep with her, not even a blind man
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Dec 3 2018 08:45pm
Quote (EmericAn @ Dec 3 2018 06:41pm)
Nah no one would sleep with her, not even a blind man


There was this blind man, right. He was feeling his way down the street with his stick, right. He walked past this fish market. He stopped, took a deep breath, and said "fuck, Damon's wife is outside".
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Dec 3 2018 08:47pm
Quote (MilkMaid @ Dec 3 2018 09:45pm)
There was this blind man, right. He was feeling his way down the street with his stick, right. He walked past this fish market. He stopped, took a deep breath, and said "fuck, Damon's wife is outside".


More like a zoo
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Dec 3 2018 08:50pm
Why can't we all just be friends
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Dec 3 2018 08:53pm
Quote (XxRunNakedxX @ Dec 3 2018 06:50pm)
Why can't we all just be friends


Because, he talks shit and then reports posts. He's more than likely schizophrenic with split personality disorder.
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Dec 3 2018 09:44pm
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There was this blind man, right. He was feeling his way down the street with his stick, right. He walked past this fish market. He stopped, took a deep breath, and said "fuck, Damon's wife is outside".


Started rapping this in my head and got to the end and laughed pretty good. 8.5/10
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Quote (MilkMaid @ Dec 3 2018 09:53pm)
Because, he talks shit and then reports posts. He's more than likely schizophrenic with split personality disorder.


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Quote (CocainePuppy @ Dec 3 2018 07:50pm)
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and go seek?
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76 is so bad, much trash
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