Just make a Tron deck and you will roflstomp every tournament

Rain dance blastoise is betta

I would be cool with that at home playing with a friend but not in a real match. Fuck that slaughter him

You should see the fuckin nerds at these magic tournaments bro. They wear button up shirts tucked in and comb their hair and wear ties and shit like they’re going to work.


Raise their hands for a judge at the moment you do anything even remotely wrong, and do cringe shit like funnel through their hands or listen to dubstep on their headphones while you’re playing a match. You have to be merciless with those fuckers, terps was being too nice.

This one dude was like wearing a skirt made of thick fabric idk what you even call it lol. I guess he was like a metal head and that's the style.

But there's definitely no one there wearing buttoned shirts and looking neat lol. A lot of these nerds probably don't even bathe lol.

This has been my experience with MTG players, I'd say roughly 25-30% of people at card shops, drafts or any MTG type thing fall into this group lol.

I;ve heard that e-gaming tournaments have very real problems with dudes not bathing. Like they'll hand out deodorant and force people to go home if it's really bad lol. I can't imagine living your life like that... that's like rock bottom. I mean, poor people in 3rd world countries would love to have such a luxury that these slobs don't even use.

Fucking disgusting.... We've got one kid in my networking program who's like that. This super nerdy, obese, trust fund kid who's suppppper arrogant (pot meet kettle?) had the main instructor of our program pull him into his office a few months into the program because of how fucking bad he smelled on a daily basis. I'll never understand how any privileged person can not fucking shower at least once a week or something. I know I can smell myself when I'm rank, like if I go camping or something, so I don't know how these people are just okay with being disgusting, especially if you're sitting in a crowded classroom five days out of the week.

Tarheels keeps sending me .01 fg every day trying to be funny. Can’t believe this dude cries incessantly to the mods then spends the rest of his time trying to bait people into harassing him.

Karma at it's best.