Did y’all ever have sticker bushes? I really don’t know what they were but it was just a big ol’ bush/tree that was on the side of our house when I was little

Anyways was riding my bike around the yard and my shoelace got caught in the chain as I turned at the corner, fuking fell straight into all the stickers

Fuck those damn bushes

Those bushes are the fucking worst

I went to a friend's house for a bithday/sleepover in like 5th grade. Everyone was taking turns on the new bike he'd just received for his birthday. I was a little leary because I'd never used handbrakes before, only coaster brakes, but I got on and went down the hill. Even though I told myself beforehand to squeeze the handbrake, I went to backpedal, which of course did nothing, and I panicked. Hit a log and went flying over the handlebars and into some briars at the base of the hill. What always stood out to me was, while others yelled at me to squeeze the brakes, the birthday boy exclaimed "my bike!" Lol. Inb4tldr

You've lived in the city all of your life I assume?

My bike!! Lmfaoooo

My friend fell down my deck stairs all the way to the bottom once while I was on the trampoline... before he was done falling I was laughing so hard I had fallen over while everyone else was running to see if he was okay, which of course he was. Which made it all the better.

You never answered this question Wydz... Maybe because it's true?

why confirm what he already said

i just wanna hear it straight from your sexy ass mouth

I figured someone finally punched you in the face