That's not true... I've offered FG for trusted to all members and I'm still not. Overall bm as fuk

I have just denied everyone who asked to join, that's how you become exclusive. Had I know Swerv was a Testing the Free Agency waters, I would have wined and dined a recruit of his caliber.

You've denied my advances to trusted too. You're pulling some Matt Millen type ish right now commish

Haha I totally thought u meant the actual bettors list. Never noticed ur guild name. I'm derp

Lol, ya my guild is just a link to the bettorslist website if u click the guild charter
@MCS you have been up a couple times, and I am not the reason you haven't advanced.

This post was edited by SheriffCool on Sep 22 2014 06:29pm

It is with a heavy heart that I stop trying to deny it and acknowledge the loss of an elite member such as ricky swirvin. While I personally was not ready for our relationship to end, I am confident that young richard will excel in all of his future endeavors. I'd like to take this moment to remember some of swirv's best qualities: his uncanny ability to verbal any given peasant swiftly into oblivion, his knack for hiding eastereggs using grumpybumpers and the edit functionality, and his inability to do anything about it if I decide to roll him down a decline into traffic. I am personally happy to see him go to another top tier guild such as the heismen and rejoice that he did not take a steep downgrade into jajaja territory. I'd like to remind swirv that kyle and I can unfortunately no longer provide his pancake fee, but would be willing to work out a deal for one of his famous rolljobs.

stealthgodx for active

forever and always

Mangina,

I would like to formally recognize your disappointment and offer you my sincerest condolences. I spent the formative years of my jsp career with Gucci, and I shan't forget all they did to help make me the person I am today. I wish you and Ewok the best going forward.

Sincerely,

Swirv