Quote (Hako @ Apr 26 2023 07:28pm)

They were able to win 7 games with a trio of bums at QB. I could see them winning 10-12 next year with Rodgers. There's some nice young weapons on that Jets Offense and the Defense is solid.

Quote (Trashcan @ Apr 27 2023 03:37am)

Taken from reddit, the official Rodgers x Wilson fan fic

It's the last preseason game. Zach Wilson, who stepped in at the end, threw for 2 TDs and no interceptions. In the locker room, Aaron Rodgers went right up to him as they were about to step into the showers.

"I gotta hand it to you, kid, that was some impressive stuff," said Rodgers.

"Thanks, but really it's all thanks to you," replied Zach. "You helped me out so much, I couldn't have done it without you!"

"We're in this together, Zach. Don't forget that."

Wilson looked nervous, all of a sudden. He gulped.

"Aaron, I've been meaning to tell you something... I don't exactly know how to put this..."

Rodgers smiled. "Don't worry, I know. You've been banging my mother."

Wilson looked shocked. "How... wait, did she tell you?"

"No, but I could see the twinkle in your eye when you first met her. And she always gets a little distracted when I mention you at the dinner table, gazing in the distance."

Wilson froze.

"And don't worry, Zach. I'm not mad. Don't you break her heart, though!"

Wilson laughed. "Of course not!"

Rodgers started to walk into the shower. He took his jersey and gear off, revealing his beautiful, chiseled abs. The sweat on his chest glistened off the locker room lights. On top of that, he had arms of a champion, and even his shoulders looked gorgeous. Wilson started to blush a little bit.

Rodgers stopped, and without turning around to look at Wilson, said "you know, I can see why my mother would fall in love with you."

Wilson blushed even more. "What... what do you mean by that, Aaron?"

"Oh Zach, look at you. Those arms, those legs, your confidence... you're hard to look away from."

Wilson was speechless.

Rodgers turned around. "Zach. Why don't you step into the showers? You must be sweating in that hot uniform."

"Aaron," Zach replied, "just what are you saying?"

"I think you know exactly what I'm saying, Zach."

Wilson stepped forward and removed his uniform, too. He stood nervous in the showers, waiting for Rodgers to fully undress.

Rodgers lowered his pants. His lower body was even more gorgeous. His tight legs and his supple thighs almost glowed under the lights. However, it was impossible to look away from his penis. It had to have been the biggest Wilson had ever seen.

"I know, Zach. I'm no Nick Foles."

"No, no, it's... it's perfect," stammered Wilson.

With a quick sway of his hips, Rodgers swung his schlong in a loop, drawing even more attention to its glory.

"There's more than one reason that when people mention Rodgers, they also mention helicopters.

"Now, be a good backup and let me kiss you."

Wilson was blushing, but his eyes were full of lust. "Am I dreaming?" he thought to himself. Either way, he was begging for that dream to come true.

"But wait," said Wilson. "We're in the middle of the showers, all the other players will see us!"

Rodgers laughed. "Zach, nearly all NFL players are a little gay."

"We get paid millions of dollars to bump and rub against sweaty strong men, it's hard not to be into it!" yelled Corey Davis from across the locker room.

Wilson could no longer control himself. He rushed forward and planted a kiss right onto Rodgers lips. He quickly was embarrassed, thinking he was too forward, but Aaron just smiled and pulled him back for a more intense, passionate kiss. It was pure ecstasy for the two: after all the waiting through training camp and the preseason, they could finally express their lust for each other.

Rodgers stepped back. "Now, why don't you find out why they call me Pound Town Aaron."

Wilson couldn't contain his enthusiasm.

Rodgers saw the enthusiasm clear as day. "Zach, why don't you be a good backup and, well, back up?"

Wilson was suddenly a little nervous. What if he couldn't handle himself? Would Rodgers be mad? He didn't have too much time to worry before Aaron asserted his dominance and penetrated, while also providing a reach-around.

"It's important to be a team player," Rodgers said.

Wilson took it like a champ. Turns out that Ja'Marr Chase was not the best receiver in the draft after all.

After several minutes of overwhelming bliss, they both arrived at a climax together, with the most powerful orgasm they had ever experienced.

Wilson suddenly was a little nervous. "What if your mother finds out?"

Rodgers smirked. "This will be our little secret. Just you and me and the entire Jets roster."

Wilson was beaming. He blurted out, "we need to do this again sometime!"

Rodgers put his hand on his shoulder. "I'll kiss you for every touchdown I throw."

And that, folks, is why Aaron Rodgers threw for 60 touchdowns in 2023 and led the Jets to the Super Bowl.