Buy him Guinness and Jameson, problem solved

I will bring an endless supply

Like I could afford your fancy NJ digs and lifestyle



Prerequisite is to be in The Heisman and also let the Badgers beat Nebraska in basketball



Might need to cut beer out of my diet (or most beer) if I end up having Celiac disease. Really hoping that's not the case but my doctor friends think it might be the case. We'll see how the testing goes. *gulp*

That's shitty, hopefully doesn't come down to that.

Giving up alcohol myself, need to lose some weight and the empty calories weren't doing me any favors.

Only if you’ll let me. The basketball thing is ez y’all can have basketball we’ll take football.

This post was edited by ShogunExplosion on Jan 11 2018 11:42am

With all the shitty things on both sides of my family, I would be alright with just having Celiac. It's definitely not certain, but a couple docs mentioned it and of course, I go Google crazy and see that it explains a lot of my concerns. I'm pretty hopeful that it's not though. Planning on following your lead once all the booze we got for Xmas is gone.

Been worried about that shit for like 3 years. I had arbys a bunch for like a month and towards the end I started getting really sick after lunch. Threw up a handful of times and there were sesame seeds everywhere so I wrote it off as an issue with them. Still have stomach issues and shit constantly... I love bread and pasta way too much to try giving up gluten to see if my problems stop though.

Well, the Cheesehead-Shits memes were amusing, but I've always known that behavior like that is uncommon. Even when eating relatively healthy I still get issues. But what you described is what is my situation right now. Not going to go out of my way to change my diet drastically until I know that I have to. Have you seen gluten free bread or pizza? Like what the fuck. I can get by without beer (albeit painfully), but no more real pizza or pasta? My initial joke was that I'll stick with the digestive problems.

Hopefully everything turns out good for you, hate to hear that.

It's been easier than I thought tbh, almost a month in sober. I will partake with the Devils lettuce here and there, though.

Impressive. I think I'm mostly worried about other habits flaring up to compensate. So much of my life involves drinking but like you said, I need to take better care of myself and cutting alcohol certainly helps with that.

My real question is... after a period of sobriety... WHAT THE FUCK IS MODERATION?