I'll take a Paul Walker shot at the bar for you. That's a car bomb followed by a shot of fireball

YEAH I KNOW THE JOKE, THANKS ASSHOLE

Wasn't telling a joke. Simply telling you how I'm going to get drunk after work and then drunk text crash

So the Facebook page I deactivated years ago is now reactive and promoting somebody's blog. Wtf.

#subscribed

talkin to this bitch on tinder

def wanna bang

she's some medical job thing with kidney failure

i asked if she was like a nurse/cna or if she was wearing a costume


should i reply with

That's cool... was kinda hoping it was a costume


?????

Feel's like the right thing to say.

ps jsp buzzins i got no game

"I'm an awkward Asian with a tiny penis, please take pity on me and ride me for 30-45 seconds. Here is my routing number and account number."

hey woah...

define tiny

anything under 6 counts as azn

what counts as black?