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Jan 6 2021 01:13pm
Quote (Sixers @ Jan 6 2021 02:05pm)
Are you one of those guys that pays a black dude to pound his wife while you watch?

No judgement if so, just asking.


lol no, it was meant to be funny, but it didn't take.

Quote (PM_me_your_songs @ Jan 6 2021 02:09pm)
She’s about a 4, happy for you though


Thanks, pretty lucky, I'll have to PM our babymaking songs so every time they come on you can imagine us and our below average appearance sex.

Quote (stuartg85 @ Jan 6 2021 01:51pm)
if you marry her make sure she don't wear heel rofl

my wife is 6 inches shorter than me but in heels it drops to 1-2 lol


lol she's got it down by now, luckily she's a flats kind of gal as it is.

This post was edited by crunkinator on Jan 6 2021 01:15pm
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Jan 6 2021 01:15pm
Quote (PM_me_your_songs @ Jan 6 2021 02:09pm)
She’s about a 4, happy for you though


Where's your pic though? Can't go bashing someone elses wife while you are married to your right hand.
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Jan 6 2021 01:16pm
Quote (Sixers @ Jan 6 2021 01:15pm)
Where's your pic though? Can't go bashing someone elses wife while you are married to your right hand.



No bashing, just an honest opinion. I’m not married and never implied I was lol
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Jan 6 2021 01:17pm
Quote (crunkinator @ Jan 6 2021 01:13pm)
lol no, it was meant to be funny, but it didn't take.



Thanks, pretty lucky, I'll have to PM our babymaking songs so every time they come on you can imagine us and our below average appearance sex.



lol she's got it down by now, luckily she's a flats kind of gal as it is.



People have sent me some horrendous songs lol. I can change my name in 5 days though
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Jan 6 2021 01:23pm
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People have sent me some horrendous songs lol. I can change my name in 5 days though

It heartens me to know that you have received some nice songs. :) 🎶
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Jan 6 2021 01:27pm
Quote (PM_me_your_songs @ Jan 6 2021 02:16pm)
No bashing, just an honest opinion. I’m not married and never implied I was lol


4 seems a bit drastic to be honest unless you're comparing her to like pornstars or movie stars only. For a regular everyday chick she's pretty good looking in my opinion, 7ish but I'm in Ohio so if you're in like cali around a bunch of hot ass people all day then maybe she's further down but yeah you're entitled to your opinion.
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Jan 6 2021 01:29pm
Quote (Sixers @ Jan 6 2021 01:58pm)
Best part of being super tall is women will approach you if you keep yourself in decent shape and don't stand like a 90 year old grandpa, no need to go to them. Easy ice breaker at the bar, they come up to you and ask how tall you are, etc, and then do the usual compare their height to mine and ask about basketball, etc, etc. The entire time I just think in my head how i could pick them up and fuck them, they think the same thing wondering how big my dick is, and the next thing you know i'm balls deep in some strange at 3:00 AM unable to even see straight while fighting whisky dick wondering where my life is going. The good old days of being in my early 20's and single lmao.

Worst part is drunk guys will approach a super tall guy in an annoying way more than women will. There's always that one drunk guy at the bar that doesn't shut the fuck up and keeps talking about my dick or how i should be in the NBA or some other suspect shit. When I was bouncing and working the door I'd get that all of the time and had to tell people to fuck off so many times, it definitely helped me be more direct with people :rofl:



I'm 265-270 lbs lol. Maybe put a few extra on because of the holiday eating, drinking, etc. you know.

What am I supposed to weigh at my height? 200 lbs and be a slender man again like i was in High school? :rolleyes:



It’s always the hammered ass dude who won’t stfu about how tall you are 😂 this is pretty spot on analysis tbh
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Jan 6 2021 01:32pm
Quote (Article @ Jan 6 2021 02:29pm)
It’s always the hammered ass dude who won’t stfu about how tall you are 😂 this is pretty spot on analysis tbh


lmao it never fails, there's always at least one. They say the same thing over and over again too.

And don't let it be an older guy, like in his 50's or 60's? Then he'll get all up close to me with his beer breath talking all loud with his hand on my arm, then he'll tell me a story about his playing days, etc. :rofl:
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Jan 6 2021 01:33pm
Quote (crunkinator @ Jan 6 2021 02:27pm)
4 seems a bit drastic to be honest unless you're comparing her to like pornstars or movie stars only. For a regular everyday chick she's pretty good looking in my opinion, 7ish but I'm in Ohio so if you're in like cali around a bunch of hot ass people all day then maybe she's further down but yeah you're entitled to your opinion.
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You could post a pic of you and Margot Roby and the incels on this website would still hate
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Jan 6 2021 01:33pm
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You could post a pic of you and Margot Roby and the incels on this website would still hate


This is true.

Internet standards, the good old "elbow too pointy, freckle on the wrong place, etc" internet logic.
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