Not my fault they made pussy more expensive than everything on that list when I know if I told a bitch I had unlimited drugs she would be suckin on my cawk 24/7

Picking Barry Bonds gives you company + access to unlimited drugs.

Normally more expensive than anything on the list bruh



MLB Network 24/7

You have Barry Bonds to have Barry Bonds, he offers you nothing but himself, sorry.

If you have ever had a conversation with an 18 year old female you would probably change your mind. (currently, not when you were 18 too)

Chef - 9
Skylight - 2
Hygiene products - 3
TV - 7
Cell - 3
Tobacco - 4
Garden - 2


Have fresh food, be able to see outside, never stink, watch sports all day, call family/friends, have cigs (for after the masturbation), and grow my own weed.

My best friends girlfriend is 17 (hes 23, sad right??).
She's the most ditsy blonde ever, everything she does/says is annoying.

Green house = Fruit/veg/sunlight/pot/ moonshine/ tobacco 2 pts
Pool table - 1pt
18 y./o- 18 pts
hygenie - 3pts
Books - 4pts


i guess a skylight jsut kicks


but really the stock market and girl option. this is just if i play by the rules


@omega, booze and tobacco are each seperate

Here's another one
Girl - 18
Gym - 5
Kitchen - 6
Pool table - 1
= 30, leaving you with $10m

Have mad babies with the girl, train kids to be superstar athletes
Have your kids bang each other to have more kids, hmu xoxo, leave with like 1,000 of em, 1 is bound to be superstar

Fucking pedophile!

But yea... How do they fucking survive? There was no way I was that retarded 8 years ago.



After you watch her have a kid or 2 with no doctor around.... Probably not touching that hole anymore...


This post was edited by Gangbang on Jul 17 2015 11:30am