Dude eggs Benedict is one of my favorite things now, and I thought that exact same thing before trying hollandaise

My life is fine without yellow sauces.

Also hate gravy.

This all reminds me of the time I went to some girl's house and forced myself to eat the gross meatloaf and gravy her mom made. I swallowed chunks of gravy-soaked meat like pills.

Bang the mom afterwards?

I'm not kold...

Actually the entire evening was really awkward. All we did was watch the remake of Amnetyville Horror silently, eat dinner silently, and then watch The Island of Doctor Moreau silently. Then I said bye and went home. Then I broke up with her like a couple weeks later because her dad didn't want her to go out with me.

I couldn't live without gravy

Cuz black?

Kargus, do I really seem black to you?

Idk maybe a little

But I use proper grammar...

lost respect for Terps because:

1) he dislikes gravy

2) dates women whose mothers are bad cooks and serve people shitty gravy