lol i'm just fuckin with you anyway

i feel like it's probably fine to assume dog food comes with the puppy

but you picked a doc, so i'm sure you could feed hot pockets and be okay

no joke, all the people skipping hygiene til i pointed out the flaws with that ayy lmao

Revised..

Full Kitchen = 6
Full TV/Cable = 7
Skylight = 2
Cell = 3
Hygiene = 3
Puppy = 6
Satellite Radio = 2
Pool table = 1

Total = 30

Not bad. I would watch a fuck load of the food network and become an awesome ass chef. Full TV/Cable is such a luxury. Includes on demand, porn channels, even music channels, etc. Cellphone to call my family. Puppy so i'm not in solitary confinement. Radio so i can chill and stuff. Was gonna put the gym but i can just do push ups, sit ups, jumping jacks, lunges, etc. in my basement area.

dude. take out the pool table, nobody actually plays pool anyways. Also, go for the 35 point benchmark. So that leaves you with 6 points to spend. Go for the Workout room-- DUDE: you're gonna need activity. Besides, you can shoot around and there's an automated batting cage. It should be fun. This puts you at 34. Now with that last point, get the gun for when you remember you're going to be stuck in a basement with no physical human contact for 10 years.


10 YEARS BENNY....10 FUCKING YEARS!





on a side note: i guess you could become Will smith from I am Legend, only you're stuck in a basement instead of a post-apocalyptic world...watching shrek all day with your puppy

This post was edited by jajaja on Jul 17 2015 11:42pm

This meme was created at least a year ago, probably longer

if you're telling me that i get 10 million for playing pool alone for 10 years or 5 million for being able to hit in a batting cage or shoot around on a basketball court alone for 10 years, i'm taking the 10 million. It was literally the last thing i put in, so it was that or the gun...

if i skipped the girl...

kitchen - 6
stock market - 7
puppy - 6
garden - 2
hygiene - 3
library - 4
skylight - 2
radio - 2
cell phone -3


35pts

that gives me 10 years to use the radio and cell phone for investment advice and make some cash on my 5mil starting fund.

until the day you let the degenerate side get the better of you and you not only lose all of your money, but go into debt.


Oh, and that day is right around ~day 3 or 4. Now you're stuck in a basement for still approx 10 years with the likelihood of bankruptcy and potentially jailtime in front of you(for evasion--remember u cant leave the basement and people cant come in lol!)



edit: i was thinking about the stock market...but it would really really suck if you did happen to lose your money. shit can happen

This post was edited by jajaja on Jul 17 2015 11:49pm

everyone who picks the stock market should also pick the gun incase things go south

Well you get the greenhouse it says so you'd have to assume it's allowing in sunlight. That's how I imagined it anyway.