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Quote (BardOfXiix @ Mar 25 2015 03:03am)
Kim Jong Un's NCAA bracket still perfect, according to North Korean media.


This could work

It's more understandable for non-sports people
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Mar 25 2015 01:05am
Quote (BardOfXiix @ Mar 25 2015 12:03am)
Kim Jong Un's NCAA bracket still perfect, according to North Korean media.


Yeah that's the winner right there haha.
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Mar 25 2015 01:06am
Maybe try something along the lines of. "NFL teams follow suit. Other 31 teams change logo" and have it mock the Browns for their more orange helmets?
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Mar 25 2015 01:08am
I could make one about how players always thank god for helping them win.

Some sort of parody about the loser maybe

Quote (Pinecones @ Mar 25 2015 03:06am)
Maybe try something along the lines of. "NFL teams follow suit. Other 31 teams change logo" and have it mock the Browns for their more orange helmets?


Or something about the redskins might work.

Or maybe like the browns change their name to "Shits"

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I could make one about how players always thank god for helping them win.

Some sort of parody about the loser maybe


Football Science? Studies show teams who thank God win 48% more games compared to atheistic scum. Featuring special appearance from Tim Tebow
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Mar 25 2015 01:13am
Oakland Raiders fans report "this is our year" for 9th consecutive preseason; "playoffs or bust".
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Mar 25 2015 01:18am
Embattled Patriots fans tough it out: "It's hard not winning the Super Bowl every year."
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Mar 25 2015 01:21am
Life After Football: Ray Rice's struggles to find his identity as he opens a self-defense class.

Ray Rice retires, plans to unveil new insomnia cure. "Knocks you right out."

It's bedtime and I'm getting stupider.
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Mar 25 2015 01:23am
Maybe one like

The Winning Formula: Bill Belichick's 10 secrets to appeasing the Dark Lord Pazuzu

/well I think I have more than I can use at this point anyway. This assignment is due in like 15 hours lol

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Mar 25 2015 01:35am
Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll?
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