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Mar 18 2014 11:28am
lold like 5 different times. best 2 page read in a while
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Mar 18 2014 11:40am
Quote (SPresley23 @ Mar 18 2014 10:16am)
I sure as fuck missed it lol. Terps, you're an asshole now.


hes always been an asshole
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Mar 18 2014 11:44am
Quote (Ritchey9 @ Mar 18 2014 12:28pm)
lold like 5 different times. best 2 page read in a while


Only 1 page..
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Mar 18 2014 11:46am
Quote (iiTzChunky @ Mar 18 2014 10:44am)
Only 1 page..


Us normal people still use 10 posts per page
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Mar 18 2014 11:55am
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Only 1 page..


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Mar 18 2014 01:07pm
Quote (SPresley23 @ Mar 18 2014 09:00am)
Way to stick up for what you think is right Terps. That is the shit I like to see, even if it is only on d2jsp.

Jokes are great and all - but some stuff is just NOT a joking matter, like physical and mental handicaps people are born with.

They are still people, just like you and I.


Thanks man. It's really important to me because my wife contracted autism a year ago. She had just become old enough to get her learner's permit, and I was trying to teach her how to drive when she hit an obese pedestrian with my Kia Sorento. The airbag deployed and gave her a concussion, which led to sudden onset retardation. She hasn't been the same since. It's been really hard for me to deal with, but at least we still have some great sex... or I do, anyway. She doesn't exactly know what's going on sometimes, but I think she still likes some of it. Kind of hard to tell if I'm fucking her cross-eyed, or if that's just how she always looks.

Anyway, I'm glad there are still people like you and me who understand what's important in this world.
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Mar 18 2014 06:15pm
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Thanks man. It's really important to me because my wife contracted autism a year ago. She had just become old enough to get her learner's permit, and I was trying to teach her how to drive when she hit an obese pedestrian with my Kia Sorento. The airbag deployed and gave her a concussion, which led to sudden onset retardation. She hasn't been the same since. It's been really hard for me to deal with, but at least we still have some great sex... or I do, anyway. She doesn't exactly know what's going on sometimes, but I think she still likes some of it. Kind of hard to tell if I'm fucking her cross-eyed, or if that's just how she always looks.

Anyway, I'm glad there are still people like you and me who understand what's important in this world.


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Apr 24 2014 01:57am
Wow, just found out my wife has been cheating on me... smh.

Turns out there has been some young punk neighbor kid nailing my wife while I go to class basically all semester. I only found out because I was talking to this fucker's parents yesterday and they told me he contracted autism. Probably the same strain of autism as my wife, but I don't really feel like taking her to the vet and getting her checked out. Needless to say, as soon as I found out, I gave her a beating she won't soon forget. Don't gotta worry about her tellin anyone neither, since she can't hardly form a coherent sentence; always sounds like she's chewing 20 sticks of chewing gum every time she tries to talk. Also gave that punk kid a piece of my mind. Fucker is only 13 years old, but the way I see it, if you're old enough to fuck with a man's wife, you're old enough to get your autistic pussy-licking face pounded in too. Parents called the police, but for as retarded as these autistic kids are, they sure learn real quick not to snitch--only makes it worse in the long run anyway.
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Apr 24 2014 03:58am
Quote (Terps @ Apr 24 2014 03:57am)
Wow, just found out my wife has been cheating on me... smh.

Turns out there has been some young punk neighbor kid nailing my wife while I go to class basically all semester. I only found out because I was talking to this fucker's parents yesterday and they told me he contracted autism. Probably the same strain of autism as my wife, but I don't really feel like taking her to the vet and getting her checked out. Needless to say, as soon as I found out, I gave her a beating she won't soon forget. Don't gotta worry about her tellin anyone neither, since she can't hardly form a coherent sentence; always sounds like she's chewing 20 sticks of chewing gum every time she tries to talk. Also gave that punk kid a piece of my mind. Fucker is only 13 years old, but the way I see it, if you're old enough to fuck with a man's wife, you're old enough to get your autistic pussy-licking face pounded in too. Parents called the police, but for as retarded as these autistic kids are, they sure learn real quick not to snitch--only makes it worse in the long run anyway.


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Apr 24 2014 09:31am
Quote (Terps @ Mar 18 2014 02:45am)
You have to put yourself in their shoes. Imagine that your father was retarded, and they posted insulting photographs of him everywhere pointing out how he can't count, think, or wipe his own ass. While you're at home force-feeding your father spoonfulls of mashed pees, the world is laughing at your retarded father because he can't count. Then when you're finished a hard day of supervising your father, making sure he doesn't swallow anything he can choke on or touch a hot stove, you go to unwind at your computer and find yourself accosted with inconsiderate images of your father.

Just think before you make an insensitive post next time. Some users of this forum like Santora and Detroitt would also be offended too.


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