Well, well, well... What do we have here boys? I guess I'll tell you what we have... We have a pathetic showing, from a pathetic ass team.
Where should we start first... Lets start with the penalties. You have penalty problems in training camp... Can't get it fixed. It carries onto the preseason.. Still can't get it fixed. Now through 6 games, the most penalized team in the league has another game with a shit ton of penalties. What a complete joke. We keep saying after every game that we have to clean this shit up yet it's basically the same shit week after week. It's looking like this shit wont ever get fixed and we're going to be a stupid ass team with stupid ass penalties all year long. Can't even blame other teams, or the refs. My Jags are doing it to themselves.
Now onto the Offensive Line.. You all should be embarrassed by how awful you idiots played all game. I'm embarrassed for you and I wasn't even out there getting man handled for 4 quarters. Zero run game.. Couldn't even open up a running lane to save your life. Pass protection? What's that? Definitely didn't see any of that in today's game. Did the JV squad show up or what? This OL as a whole gave up 33 pressures on 42 Pass attempts... And that's not even counting the 7 sacks on the QB. The most pressures and sacks Lawrence has ever had in his entire career. #55 on the OL, you had back to back penalties. First an Illegal man downfield penalty and then on the very next play you False Start? No wonder why they took your ass out of the game after that, you shouldn't have even been in the game to begin with. And Walker Little, don't even get me started. You're 6'7, 325 pounds and you get planted on your ass by a fucking 200 pound Safety? What in the absolute fuck was that.
Onto Travis Hunter now. They made a big trade up to get your ass. Yea you've made a couple plays throughout the first 6 games, but today's performance negates all of that. You were a bum today. You line up Offsides and take a long TD away from us? How in the fuck does a WR line up Offsides? Are you dumb? So far the trade up to get him hasn't been worth it.
BTJ... You make some plays, but you also leave some stupid fucking shit on the field. Why are you so scared to go across the middle? You play football... You're going to get hit. I'm so tired of watching you drop the ball in big time moments. Yea Hunter's dumb ass took a TD away from you and the team, but you also killed a drive late with a big drop over the middle that hit you in both hands. BTJ and Hunter Long to be specific, both had two different drive killing drops in that 4th quarter. CATCH THE FUCKING BALL.
Cam Little I don't know what the fuck happened with him. Dude houses a 70 yard FG in the preseason and now he can't even make a simple extra point attempt. Then he misses another fucking field goal. Forces us to go for 2 points when a XP would have made it a 7 point game. It just shows the coaching staff has lost all faith in you. Single handily took 4 points off the board because of missed kicks today. Damn near single handily cost us the game.
The Defense... Where the fuck were they in the first 3 quarters? Played like cold ass hot dog water and couldn't find your own ass even if you sat on it. Which that's exactly what you did, but you still couldn't find it. You finally found it in the 4th quarter, but a little too fucking late. Greg Newsome trade.. Yea that's off to a good start. We trade a CB for a CB, well you play 1 snap in the entire game and you give up a deep TD on that 1 play. Yea that trade is off to one hell of a start. Dewey Wingard at Safety, dog shit all day. Probably was supposed to help Newsome on that one TD, but then really got cooked by Barner at the end of the game to seal it. Bum.
The Seahawks.. Well they were far and away the better team today. They whooped our ass in all 3 phases. Offense, Defense and Special Teams. Your DLine took our OLine to school and stole our lunch money in the process. Embarrassed us all day. It was like Varsity vs Junior Varsity. Hell more like Varsity vs Middle School.
Sammy D was dropping dimes all day. He definitely wasn't seeing ghosts and sliced us up. Dude was wheeling and dealing out there looking natural and on point. Looking like the Franchise QB he was said to be coming out of College.
JSN is an abolute beast. He's a complete nightmare match up and easily a top 5 WR in the NFL. He is damn near uncoverable. Everybody knew he was the one guy you can't let get loose and beat you, yet it didn't matter. We didn't have a single player in the Secondary who could cover him. He cooked every single player that lined up across from him today and it wasn't even close.
Your OLine man handled our DLine today. Our front 4 couldn't do anything all day. Again you guys took them to school and pushed them down into the mud puddle just because you could. And once our DL got up, just pushed them down into that same mud puddle again just to laugh at them.
Full team beat down and you guys were the better men today. Congrats on the win ^Slowtoanger and all Seahawks fans. Good Game and Good Luck going forward in the season boys.
Thank you for honoring the bet.
Laughed out loud on few of the comments you made.
Good game buzzin.
At the end of the day, we miss you big CheeseJohn. Love you brother you are very missed. Hope paradise is doing you well. <3
Hear hear.
This post was edited by Slowtoanger on Oct 12 2025 10:10pm