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Dec 16 2014 08:54pm
Quote (TheFranchiseBoy @ Dec 16 2014 07:52pm)
dude thats not any fucking cup, thats a fucking orange 300x deluxe drinkwhateverthefuckyouwant cup

bro this is way better than holding water with my hands, i mean with my hands i can hold 4 or 5 ounce of water. I do have to wash my hands really well before i do it too (unless im eating indian food, in that case i let the flavors flow into my drink and down my throat). no matter how well i wash my hands they also seem to leave a distinct taste in my beverage. Maybe its the soap i use. Either way this cup is so much more convenient. No more sitting at home on the couch, with one hand holding a tub of popcorn with a corndog in it, wile the other hand holds a meager 4 ounces of soda to help wash all that down. I used to just eat most of my meals by the sink but that was claseless now i can drink in class bro



so when you say are you missing something, yeah, yeah you fucking are



Lmao!!! Bravo
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Dec 16 2014 08:59pm
Quote (TheFranchiseBoy @ Dec 16 2014 09:52pm)
dude thats not any fucking cup, thats a fucking orange 300x deluxe drinkwhateverthefuckyouwant cup

bro this is way better than holding water with my hands, i mean with my hands i can hold 4 or 5 ounce of water. I do have to wash my hands really well before i do it too (unless im eating indian food, in that case i let the flavors flow into my drink and down my throat). no matter how well i wash my hands they also seem to leave a distinct taste in my beverage. Maybe its the soap i use. Either way this cup is so much more convenient. No more sitting at home on the couch, with one hand holding a tub of popcorn with a corndog in it, wile the other hand holds a meager 4 ounces of soda to help wash all that down. I used to just eat most of my meals by the sink but that was claseless now i can drink in class bro

so when you say are you missing something, yeah, yeah you fucking are


Is this how you sell so much Vemma?
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Dec 16 2014 09:00pm
Quote (Terps @ Dec 16 2014 10:59pm)
Is this how you sell so much Vemma?


Dude at least try to be funny with the vemma jokes, you and the black guy from the nba forum i forget his name, are the worst with it
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Dec 16 2014 09:10pm
Quote (TheFranchiseBoy @ Dec 16 2014 10:00pm)
Dude at least try to be funny with the vemma jokes, you and the black guy from the nba forum i forget his name, are the worst with it


I actually was being serious. I mean, if you really are as successful as you claim to be at selling stuff like that, surely this must be in the same style as your sales pitch. Am I wrong?
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Dec 16 2014 09:23pm
Quote (Terps @ Dec 16 2014 11:10pm)
I actually was being serious. I mean, if you really are as successful as you claim to be at selling stuff like that, surely this must be in the same style as your sales pitch. Am I wrong?


lol ok i see what you are saying, not bad/10

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Dec 16 2014 09:24pm
Quote (TheFranchiseBoy @ Dec 16 2014 10:23pm)
lol ok i see what you are saying, not bad/10


It actually reminded me of the "sell me this pen" scene from The Wolf of Wallstreet
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Dec 16 2014 09:29pm
Quote (Terps @ Dec 16 2014 09:24pm)
It actually reminded me of the "sell me this pen" scene from The Wolf of Wallstreet


Just watched that againast night since it was on Netflix. Forgot that Shane from walking dead actually said that first
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Dec 16 2014 09:30pm
Quote (Terps @ Dec 16 2014 11:24pm)
It actually reminded me of the "sell me this pen" scene from The Wolf of Wallstreet


thats a such an awesome scene, it really reshaped how i do sales in vemma and at work.


Got that straight line of persuasion that jordan belfort was selling in that movie

its money bro
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Dec 16 2014 09:38pm
vemma

fucking your friends over for $10
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Dec 16 2014 09:39pm
Quote (MrBobMarley @ Dec 16 2014 11:38pm)
vemma

fucking your friends over for $10


yup thats exactly what im doing, nothing i love more than fucking all my friends over.
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