Quote (Randolph @ Jul 7 2016 12:39am)
Traveling for work, check into hotel, get situated, decide to run to Walmart to get some food for the room, checking out, wallet not in pocket. Check car, no wallet. Panic sets it because I know I put my room key in there and left. Retrace steps, nothing. Drive back checking the road,maybe magic happened and it flew the fuck out the window idk. Nothing. Call my bank,cancle my cards, get back to the hotel, have them let me into my room, wallet laying on the bed because I'm a fucking genius among you puny mortals.
The amount of relief that washed over as I saw it on the bed was ridiculous though.
My heart was pounding reading this enthralling story.