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Jul 17 2015 09:11pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jul 17 2015 11:11pm)
That's why you get a puppy for literally 1/3 the cost. When you add the puppy you have to get the doctor though, if something were to happen you'd better hope you didn't take the gun or you'll probably kill yourself once you lose your only friend.


but you didn't take the garden, so your puppy is shitting in your bed...
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Jul 17 2015 09:12pm
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That's why you get a puppy for literally 1/3 the cost. When you add the puppy you have to get the doctor though, if something were to happen you'd better hope you didn't take the gun or you'll probably kill yourself once you lose your only friend.


U cant fuck a puppy tho...well maybe some can but yea....sex+companionship>> a puppy
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Jul 17 2015 09:15pm
Quote (Greet @ Jul 17 2015 11:05pm)
Nah I feel u man, I lost mine last year (I was still 20 though), but it's like a drug feeeeer sure


The longer I wait the more nervous I get. :F lol

Quote (OmegaRed07 @ Jul 17 2015 11:05pm)
I seriously think about pussy while I'm fucking....it's an addiction. Nothing compares to that thirst


I got dat pussy hmu if you wanna smash
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Jul 17 2015 09:16pm
Quote (Prone @ Jul 17 2015 11:15pm)
The longer I wait the more nervous I get. :F lol



I got dat pussy hmu if you wanna smash


Lmao I was nervous as fuck the first time I had sex, barely lasted 5 minutes LOL. But you get better as you progress for sure
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Jul 17 2015 09:16pm
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U cant fuck a puppy tho...well maybe some can but yea....sex+companionship>> a puppy


yes, but you cannot afford the necessities to have a companion.

what would you cut out?

Drop down to fast food? Ok, enjoy fucking your morbidly obese 24 year old 6 years in.
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Jul 17 2015 09:17pm
Quote (Greet @ 17 Jul 2015 22:16)
Lmao I was nervous as fuck the first time I had sex, barely lasted 5 minutes LOL. But you get better as you progress for sure


I wish I had that problem, fucking death grip... takes me forever to finish.

Literally didn't cum my first time, eventually after 25 minutes whiskey dick set in.
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Jul 17 2015 09:18pm
Quote (Greet @ Jul 17 2015 11:16pm)
Lmao I was nervous as fuck the first time I had sex, barely lasted 5 minutes LOL. But you get better as you progress for sure


Only way I stand a chance is if I masturbate ahead of time :lol:
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Jul 17 2015 09:19pm
Quote (Prone @ 17 Jul 2015 22:18)
Only way I stand a chance is if I masturbate ahead of time :lol:


That's what I thought. Everyone is different brah.
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Jul 17 2015 09:23pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jul 17 2015 11:19pm)
That's what I thought. Everyone is different brah.


If she aint workin dat tip there's hope

This post was edited by Prone on Jul 17 2015 09:23pm
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Jul 17 2015 09:24pm
Sex is awesome because there are so many firsts.... Like doing it w/o a condom :wub:
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