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Apr 15 2016 10:05pm
Quote (Prone @ Apr 15 2016 09:52pm)
That feel when you've been holding in a mean shit at work for like 4 hours and you finally get home and someone is taking a 20min shower so you just question life.


...why not get paid to shit? Are you that much of a nervous shitter?
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Apr 15 2016 10:10pm
Quote (Cheesehead @ Apr 16 2016 12:05am)
...why not get paid to shit? Are you that much of a nervous shitter?


Yes :/
I can only poop at home, grandmas, aunts, friends or hotel. :F
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Apr 15 2016 10:19pm
Quote (Prone @ Apr 15 2016 10:10pm)
Yes :/
I can only poop at home, grandmas, aunts, friends or hotel. :F


Rough. I legitimately feel bad for you, man
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Apr 15 2016 10:25pm
Quote (Prone @ Apr 15 2016 10:10pm)
Yes :/
I can only poop at home, grandmas, aunts, friends or hotel. :F


Wow... Even I can shit at work or wherever if I need too. In fact, if I couldn't shit at work I would have shit myself a long, long time ago.

If somebody else is in the stalls, though, I wait for them to leave. Don't really need to put on a concert for other poopers.

This post was edited by SerotoninSerendipity on Apr 15 2016 10:26pm
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Apr 16 2016 10:51am
Quote (SerotoninSerendipity @ Apr 15 2016 11:25pm)
Wow... Even I can shit at work or wherever if I need too. In fact, if I couldn't shit at work I would have shit myself a long, long time ago.

If somebody else is in the stalls, though, I wait for them to leave. Don't really need to put on a concert for other poopers.


Just flush when you feel a peak coming on, lol
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Apr 16 2016 08:52pm
Just got gifted a ticket to see Jim Gaffigan do his new show at Wells Fargo this summer. Super psyched.
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Apr 17 2016 01:05am
Quote (TheE1337 @ Apr 16 2016 12:51pm)
Just flush when you feel a peak coming on, lol


lol'd

try not to laugh after the gas is let out either haha
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Apr 17 2016 01:14am
Quote (magikod @ Apr 17 2016 01:05am)
lol'd

try not to laugh after the gas is let out either haha



The encounters with old guys that walk in and just take massive loud dumps sometimes you just can't help a laugh there
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Apr 17 2016 02:45am
Quote (Bluth @ Apr 17 2016 03:14am)
The encounters with old guys that walk in and just take massive loud dumps sometimes you just can't help a laugh there


ikr, they could careless if you hear em or not

YOLO
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Apr 17 2016 02:50am
Quote (magikod @ Apr 17 2016 02:45am)
ikr, they could careless if you hear em or not

YOLO



I'm actually chuckling about the last time this happened to me at brunch a few weeks ago guy kept grunting and go ughhhhhhhh every drop it was a biggy
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