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Jan 16 2016 01:22pm
Quote (Endure @ Jan 16 2016 06:40pm)
holy fuck boys rip. its 1040 am here and i havent been to sleep, been high on that coke and alchohol.. fml. I have a family lunch in 1 hour sigh. Im fucked they dont know i do drugs (first time rofl had to edit for it) but im all gittery and I cant keep control of myslef at all... sigh. im trying to read as much as i can to get my brain flowing but goddamn my mounth keeps twitching, my breathing isnt correct. First time doing thing fml any tips boys



pop some xanax, valium, klonipin etc
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Jan 16 2016 01:31pm


Gotta cap all these driveway markers at work so working all weekend to catch up. B)
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Jan 16 2016 06:44pm
Quote (CenturyLink @ Jan 16 2016 02:31pm)
http://puu.sh/my6vx/ab92c3654b.jpg

Gotta cap all these driveway markers at work so working all weekend to catch up. B)


That seems like very tedious, repetitive, and boring work
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Jan 16 2016 06:44pm
Quote (WrathOfGod1337 @ Jan 16 2016 07:44pm)
That seems like very tedious, repetitive, and boring work


Repetitive as shit, but easy as fuck compared to the other shit. Throw in my headphones and im good.
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Jan 16 2016 06:51pm
Quote (CenturyLink @ 16 Jan 2016 19:44)
Repetitive as shit, but easy as fuck compared to the other shit. Throw in my headphones and im good.


sounds like sex with your mother.
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Jan 16 2016 06:52pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jan 16 2016 07:51pm)
sounds like sex with your mother.


Nobody would be that dumb to want that, even as a last request
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Jan 16 2016 06:57pm
Quote (CenturyLink @ 16 Jan 2016 19:52)
Nobody would be that dumb to want that, even as a last request


who tf would use that as their last request.

Mine would be to butt fuck Benny with chunky peanut butter as lube.
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Jan 16 2016 06:58pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jan 16 2016 07:57pm)
who tf would use that as their last request.

Mine would be to butt fuck Benny with chunky peanut butter as lube.




How is this not a thing??
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Jan 16 2016 07:40pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jan 16 2016 06:57pm)
who tf would use that as their last request.

Mine would be to butt fuck Benny with chunky peanut butter as lube.


I feel like at least 90% of your posts are describing all the hot buttsex you want to have with other JSP'ers.
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Jan 16 2016 07:54pm
Quote (SerotoninSerendipity @ 16 Jan 2016 20:40)
I feel like at least 90% of your posts are describing all the hot buttsex you want to have with other JSP'ers.


I feel like at least 90% of your posts are complaining about me not being attracted to you.
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