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BRO'S

There was this fucking DIME at the gym tonight, first time I seen her there. Holy fuck, but wait.
She's working out on this machine where you're up like 2-3 feet.
Machine happens to be some kind of different way of squats.
Next thing I know she's literally bending all the way down during it as if doggy style.

Mother of fucking God, I was weak.

I just went to the dentist yesterday. I like going to there. I always find it oddly relaxing, and it makes me sleepy. Plus you come out feeling clean and fresh.

Of course I brush/floss/mouthwash religiously so I'm not usually doing all of the painful stuff anyway.

Used to love going to my old dentist before I moved. All the hygienists were very attractive and most were milfs. Inb4kold

Grow a pair and go talk to her instead of imagining all the things you can do to her. Men take. Remember that.

Prone's first-ever attempt at picking up a chick probably shouldn't start /w a 10 at the gym.

Then I'm a woman.



This, should be 3 10's at the gym.
Was a new 10 and a new 8 tonight, was surprised cause girls usually don't go late at night.

Maybe Damon has some memes that can help you

You should probably consider regardless tbh