as long as you blow me during/before the movie

and buy popcorn

Limiting myself to over the pants stuff only. And you have to get me an iceee

i had one at star wars lol

mixed mountain dew and cherry because the effeminate weirdo running the register suggested it

Bold words from a person who could be completely disregarded by unengaging your breaks and watching you roll down a gentle incline.

Would you like to go on? I'm perfectly willing to make fun of a paraplegic, because the only thing funnier than being a drunken failure, is being somebody who would have been a success, but had their legs cut out from under them. Let me know, wheels.

you thought star wars looked terrible?

Started watching that Steven Avery documentary on Netflix I still remember when it was happening how tucked up it was

I saw the first episode last night.

I've never even heard of it. But it sounds really good, I'll watch it all the way through.

Is this the Making a Murderer show?

Y'all see this new teacher/student sex scandal out of Austin? Google Haeli Wey...first student got jealous when she started messing with the second student and told on her, lol.

This post was edited by TheE1337 on Dec 23 2015 03:43pm

Is she good looking?

If so... Nice.