"i dont feel a thing" would be your catchphrase

honestly, what I posted there seems like good sig quote material. I made myself laugh reading it

*erection intensifies*

once you go photoshopd you're gonna need a whe-

This post was edited by Santora on Dec 2 2015 11:02pm

I already have a whetstone

well i guess we're in business

Bro's I've been holding in a poop for a good 8 hours. I wanted to share with you guys that I'm about to go poop.
I'm so excited!

only time i ever hold in a dump that long is if i'm with a girl all day that i haven't been seeing for a long time

and even then, once they are deep asleep i slink off into the bathroom with my ipad, never to be seen again

I take fast poops :F

It was really disappointing.

I'm norwegian, we take long poops

30 mins minimum

I don't think that's really a trait that can be attributed to one's cultural heritage.