So im just making up a lie for the whole fourm to have a discussion...

And it dont help i smoked a 8th a day and did wax and oil all day everyday every chance i could get i was stoned as fuck

I mean that's what I did with this whole paralysis story

Not saying you're lying but probably just lost track of time.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324315.php

Month is about the most reasonable window for constant smokers like you and me.

Lol

in my state, they just recently (a few months ago) removed the list of "qualifying conditions" to get a medical marijuana card; which essentially means you can get one for any reason and all you need to do is walk into a licensed MMC establishment and they will give you one after filling out some paperwork and paying like $50-$120 (price varies in my state depending on where you go). I've been thinking of getting one but been putting it off since one of my best friends has one lol. If you lived in my state, you could 100% get one. Not sure what your state laws are but i'm not sure "anger" would be a qualifying condition lol.

LOL

60+ days would be unheard of, everything i've read online says 3 to 30 days or so. Hair test would pick it up for sure, but urine? idk man... unless you are like a super fat ass and don't exercise or you have the worst metabolism on the planet...

for real? you smoked 3.5 grams/day? that is an AWFUL lot of marijuana/THC...

Yeah it lasts much longer in your hair folicles but Im pretty sure those are expensive and not many places use it, most stick to urine

An eighth a day is definitely doable though. Friend and her boyfriend go through a quarter a day. Its insane

that's nuts to me... an eighth a day is like a $100 to $140/week habit... I'd be broke or in debt if i smoked that much, heck, i wouldn't even want to smoke that much/day, I'd get bored of it and my lungs would prob hate me.

I smoke like a half a gram a day solo... more if hanging out with friends, maybe a gram or 2.