She wanted to try anal, the only reason I almost stuck it out with her.

Worth it.

I mean I stuck a finger in there multiple times, and half heartedly tried to fit in there. She told me to wait so she could prepare for it. I'm impatient haha.

"Just the tip, just once, just to see how it feels"

On my flight from Dulles to Cleveland there was a dude turban'd up to the 9s. This fucking jackass looks at his buddy and like points at the guy (he can't see them) and starts talking some racist shit.

Super fucking annoying man. Like, no fucking terrorist is gonna bomb Cleveland you stupid ignorant fuck.

TBH I'd probably crack a joke too because I mean come on! lol. But yeah if he kept running his mouth and shit then no, shut the fuck up faggot.

He wasn't cracking a joke.

It was 2x 55-60 year old men. I was in front of them in line and when they called boarding group 1 the jackass tried to push past me to get through. I told him no to touch me and he got super offended. I was kinda dickish, I don't remember what I said because I was super pissed and listening to Hamilton. It was something along the lines of "dont fucking touch me." Not sure if I cursed, but pretty sure I meant to.

But yea, he and his buddy were super fucking racist, and super fucking inappropriate. You never say the word 'terrorist' in an airport, like EVER, and these dumbfucks said it among other things... I woulda been so pissed if my flight had been delayed because some guy was wearing a turban and whatever that beige cloth thing is (looks so fucking comfy).

I'm angry today.

I don't understand why people need to rush through the line to get on a plane. Guy tried the same shit with me when I went to Dallas a couple weeks ago. Not sitting in first class or extra leg room? Then why the fuck do you need to cramp into the fucking thing 30 seconds sooner...

Dude flight before this happened, 100% true:

I'm waiting (like 15th to board so still group 1)

Guy in row 1 has to put both bags up, because there's no where to put your backpack in first row

He walks back to the 4th row where there is an open bin

As soon as he starts walking the guy behind me pushes my back (not hard, but not a tap) and tells me to go (I guess he thought I wasn't paying attention because I had earbuds in?)

I said "that guy needs to get back to his seat, so just be patient"

The fucking guy goes "Look I don't care, we're all waiting for you to start walking!"

I just shook my head and waited like a fucking adult.

Jesus christ, we're like the FIRST people to board, there's no fucking rush.



Today was one of the smoothest travel days I've had, but 3 fucking retards put me in a super shitty mood

Yeah that's just fucked up. Should have gone to the bathroom and walking past the been like "Excuse me flight attendant (or whatever the fuck they want to be called now) it smells really bad in here. Like old guys or something."

Or find the air marshall if there is one and be like "I heard these old guys talking about a b-word and I'm kinda worried."

Basically I want to come up with anything that will get you in trouble somehow too.

This post was edited by Randolph on Nov 19 2015 09:00pm