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Jan 19 2015 04:36pm
lol...

who the fuck injures themselves jerking off...
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Jan 19 2015 04:50pm
Quote (TeaBaggery @ 19 Jan 2015 17:36)
lol...

who the fuck injures themselves jerking off...


I'm sure you've stabbed yourself with the tweezers once or twice, kid.
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#1163
Jan 19 2015 04:51pm
Quote (TeaBaggery @ Jan 19 2015 06:36pm)
lol...

who the fuck injures themselves jerking off...


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#1164
Jan 19 2015 04:55pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jan 19 2015 05:50pm)
I'm sure you've stabbed yourself with the tweezers once or twice, kid.


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#1165
Jan 19 2015 04:55pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jan 19 2015 05:50pm)
I'm sure you've stabbed yourself with the tweezers once or twice, kid.


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#1166
Jan 19 2015 05:14pm
Quote (Diggins @ Jan 19 2015 02:50pm)
I'm sure you've stabbed yourself with the tweezers once or twice, kid.


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#1167
Jan 19 2015 05:52pm
Quote (Mangina @ Jan 19 2015 04:03pm)
This happened to me twice when I was younger and trying to rush shit, once being in the shower.  I tried researching and found this to be most likely http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_cephalalgia


Yea... This is going to make an awesome conversation right before my doctor sticks his finger in my ass to check for prostate issues..... Well.... I mean he tells me its his finger...

Thanks for showing me this. I feel a little better that in the most severe cases I may die. Oh man thats gonna be how I want to go out!

Quote (Diggins @ Jan 19 2015 04:50pm)
I'm sure you've stabbed yourself with the tweezers once or twice, kid.




This post was edited by Gangbang on Jan 19 2015 05:55pm
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#1168
Jan 19 2015 06:00pm
Quote (Gangbang @ Jan 19 2015 07:52pm)
Yea... This is going to make an awesome conversation right before my doctor sticks his finger in my ass to check for prostate issues..... Well.... I mean he tells me its his finger...

Thanks for showing me this. I feel a little better that in the most severe cases I may die. Oh man thats gonna be how I want to go out!



https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380402982/783792.gif


Sounds like ebola. I'm sorry.
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#1169
Jan 19 2015 07:04pm
Quote (Wydz @ Jan 19 2015 05:32pm)
I passed out in the shower once cause i rushed it and lost all my adrenaline so i fainted and fell out of the shower

dislocated my ankle too lol


loooooooool god damn bet that was fun explaining that to your mom
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Jan 19 2015 07:46pm
Quote (Mangina @ Jan 19 2015 05:04pm)
loooooooool god damn bet that was fun explaining that to your mom


it was when i lived in Colorado with my gf at the time lol

i just said i passed out in the shower

no one was home, and i couldnt put pressure on my foot so i called my gf's sister out of school lol

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