Welp, just about anyone could have gotten hurt other than Joe and I'd have been unemotional about it. This jeopardizes next season.

We're guaranteed a top-5 pick now because we'll be losing out, but we're still behind the Chargers, Titans, and Browns (however, I know the Browns will pick behind us due to a tougher sos if the record is the same, and I think we might win a tiebreaker with the other two as well).



No one here cares about your bets jackass

So, while we're killing time until April, what's everybody's second hopes for this season (obviously Ravens losing out is top priority)?

I want to see Tom get that fifth ring, and then on the same day Peyton announces he's a failure and is retiring two years too late, Brady is touched by the hand of the football gods and ascends into divinity.

You are probably the only Ravens fan on the planet who loves the Patriots rofl.

Getting Laremy Tunsil (which probably means getting the #1 pick) is #1 priority. And firing Dean Pees is important too. After that, I want...

1) Steelers miss the playoffs (losing record would be even better, but not happening)
2) Patriots fail to make the SB (preferably lose first game of playoffs)
3) Bengals to lose their first game of the playoffs again
4) Colts miss the playoffs (or lose first game of playoffs if they make it)
5) and I can feel ok with pretty much anyone else to win the SB

I actually don't like the Patriots (my dad is from Boston ), but I admire Brady and Belichick. Sort of how I like Michael Jordan; he's a total asshole but he's the best athlete on the goddamn planet.

Steeler's missing the Playoffs and the Bungles losing their first game are definitely high priority. I also don't like the Colts and think what has happened to Andrew Luck this year is hilarious, so I wouldn't mind seeing them flop either.

So with KO and Monroe doubtful, our O-line will be: Hurst, Jensen, Urschel, Yanda, Wagner

Our starting RB is Buck Allen, followed by Terrance West, and idk who else.

Our WR corps is as shitty as last week.

And we've got the immobile pick-6 machine Matt Schaub under center.

So yeah, go Ravens.

Steelers lost, Pats lost

If I can't root for the Ravens to win, at least I can be happy they lost.

IDK, the Ravens offense for the rest of the season could be historically bad. That might be fun to watch, in a sort of masochistic way I guess...

Whatever gets us Laremy Tunsil, don't care.

I'd lick a Stuckey's toilet if it gets us a franchise LT like Tunsil.

Didn't he get manhandled this week though?

I didn't watch him last week.

Seen enough of him to know he's a good run-blocker, and he's got the body to be a LT.

After seeing Monroe fail to play a full game for the 3rd time this season, I'm ready for a franchise LT so I don't have to worry about Joe's blind-side for another decade or so.