Quote (SerotoninSerendipity @ Nov 18 2015 11:41pm)
You know what's really ironic? My life will be cut short by multiple decades because of the Baltimore Ravens, when it should be cut short far sooner because of family history, chronic illness, and the fact that I have one liver.
Goddamnit. Those Maryland uni's are fucking retarded, and that dipshit you guys have playing QB is fucking HORRIBLE.
Get the fuck out of the Big 10 you crab eating motherfuckers.
Maryland will be a perennially-ranked team soon enough. Kevin Plank, the owner of Under Armour and UMD alum, is doing everything in his power to make the Terps relevant again, starting with a new multi-million dollar training facility. Plank, coupled with the B1G money we're getting, will put us back on top in both basketball and football.
Supposedly, Bill O'Brien is showing a lot of interest in coaching UMD. I'm not 100% sure I want him because he sounds like an asshole, but he may be good in college, kind of like Jim Harbaugh, since student athletes have no power and leave after 5 years anyway (so they don't stay long enough to hate him). Regardless, BOB would be a big name for recruiting, plus he is familiar with recruiting in the local region, coming from PSU. We currently have a recruiting class ranked in the 30s iirc--getting a few more borderline commits could push that into the teens. So much talent in the DMV area, just gotta get them to stay local.