My girlfriend is incredibly indulgent and is willing to listen to me ramble about football coz she wants to learn, so I cracked the joke about them being mathematically eliminated by week 6, and then pointed out "See, what makes it really funny is that that's not actually possible, the earliest you could be eliminated is week 8, and that's if both you and another team in your division hadn't had a bye week yet and you'd already played each other twice."
She said "Oh, so the Rams shouldn't be out of it until like week 11 then."
Anyway, the reason I'm posting is that I need directions to a burn ward and I was hoping someone could hook me up.
