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Mar 25 2015 12:23am
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Pierce?


I guess it could work for here.


I think i could make a headline like "middle-aged overweight man adamantly defends golf as a sport"

Quote (Cheesehead @ Mar 25 2015 02:23am)
Talks about a creative design class.

Talks about plagiarism and how he needs to avoid it.

Uses ESPN font for magazine cover.

Looks legit.


You might want to look up plagiarism, and then satire. I'm not stealing anyone's ideas, but I am making a satirical reference using a similar font.

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Mar 25 2015 12:26am
Adrian Peterson wins Father of the Year award.

Roger Goodell appointed head of the United Nations after his overwhelming success in the NFL.

Tom Thibodeau accepts position of motivational speaker teaching today's youth about how important rest is. :(

George W. Bush wins NAACP Award.

Barack Obama's approval rating skyrockets as the nation realizes he's the United State's 44th white president.
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Mar 25 2015 12:29am
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Adrian Peterson wins Father of the Year award.

Roger Goodell appointed head of the United Nations after his overwhelming success in the NFL.

Tom Thibodeau accepts position of motivational speaker teaching today's youth about how important rest is. :(

George W. Bush wins NAACP Award.

Barack Obama's approval rating skyrockets as the nation realizes he's the United State's 44th white president.


Maybe there is a joke to be made about Peterson being forced to hand over his #1 Dad mug as part of plea deal
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#14
Mar 25 2015 12:30am
Quote (Terps @ Mar 25 2015 12:23am)
I guess it could work for here.


I think i could make a headline like "middle-aged overweight man adamantly defends golf as a sport"



You might want to look up plagiarism, and then satire. I'm not stealing anyone's ideas, but I am making a satirical reference using a similar font.


I am well aware of the difference. Just found it a little humorous. I like how quickly you defended yourself tho. Less refreshing and more pooing for this guy
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Mar 25 2015 12:32am
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Mar 25 2015 12:49am
"Ray Rice is a man you can trust. A loving father and will lead our country to greatness. Ray Rice for President, 'He'll pick us up when we're down.'"

There's a better one in there somewhere but I'm half asleep in bed so that's the best you're getting out of me.
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Mar 25 2015 12:52am
NL Central Shake-up: Cardinals’ Fredbird mauled to death by Clark the Cub in gruesome mascot altercation
Hinkie: These wins are unacceptable
Peterson forced to surrender “#1 Dad” mug as part of plea deal
Fuck anyone who says Golf ain’t a sport: an editorial by obese Uncle Chuck
March Madness: The know-it-all from your work passive-aggressively critiques your brackets
Trade Proposal: Chip Kelly trades Eagles’ mascot “Swoop” plus conditional third round pick for Oregon’s Donald Duck mascot

That's what I've got so far, ranked from favorite to least-favorite.

I can't be too offensive, but I could probably swear if I wanted.

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Mar 25 2015 12:53am
Quote (Terps @ Mar 24 2015 11:52pm)
NL Central Shake-up: Cardinals’ Fredbird mauled to death by Clark the Cub in gruesome mascot altercation
Hinkie: These wins are unacceptable
Peterson forced to surrender “#1 Dad” mug as part of plea deal
Golf is so a sport: a special report by your overweight uncle Chuck
Trade Proposal: Chip Kelly trades Eagles’ mascot “Swoop” plus conditional third round pick for Oregon’s Donald Duck mascot

That's what I've got so far, ranked from favorite to least-favorite.

I can't be too offensive, but I could probably swear if I wanted.


Hey fuck you buddy golf is a sport.
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Mar 25 2015 12:58am
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I'm making a magazine cover for this design class I'm taking.

I need a bunch of comical story teasers for many different sports. The magazine is called "SpoofsCenter" (written in the ESPN text). I could also use a better magazine name, if anyone thinks of one.

The article teasers should be in the spirit of what you might find on The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/section/sports/

I obviously can't just rip off of that because it's plagiarism.

I think some moderate swearing is probably okay, as long as it's funny.


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#20
Mar 25 2015 01:03am
Kim Jong Un's NCAA bracket still perfect, according to North Korean media.
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