This is an easy one.
Eagles favored by 2.5 against an absolute dogshit fluke team? Yea gimme the Eagles ats, ml, and whatever else you can come up with. Lame Johnson is back. They have Brown. And did I mention Jaden Hurts? He has only thrown six interception this entire season! The Eagles have the coaching advantage. That should go without saying. They only lost three games because of injuries and fluke shit. 49ers only won their last two games because of injuries and fluke shit.
Brock Purdy sucks. Only 13 TDs? Lol. 4 picks? Lol. Trash. Time to retire buddy. Not and NFL quarterback. No rookie QB has ever been to the Owl and that aint changing today fellas. Kittle needs a haircut. And lay off the drugs bro. You're not Kelce. Stop it. Be yourself. Fake ass. Do the 9ers even have a #1 receiver? Nope. There defense is decent but it won't be able to stop the Hunts/Sanders/Brown attack. On the other end the 49ers offense is atrocious. I watch that Cowboys game last week. They can barely move the ball. Without flags or gimmicky bullshit of hwhich the Iggles will sniff out!
Read my lips. There is no way the Eagles lose this game. It is physically impossible. The 49ers season ends today. Kyle Shanahan? Mike Shanahan? I don't give a fuck who is coaching. The Eagles are going to blown these fucking scrubs out of the water. Eagles by 15+. Eagles 38 9ers 12.
Max bet Eagles -2.5
Max bet Eagles -3
Max bet Eagles ML
Sprinkle some on Eagles alt line -9.5
Thank me later.