I'm making a magazine cover for this design class I'm taking.

I need a bunch of comical story teasers for many different sports. The magazine is called "SpoofsCenter" (written in the ESPN text). I could also use a better magazine name, if anyone thinks of one.

The article teasers should be in the spirit of what you might find on The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/section/sports/

I obviously can't just rip off of that because it's plagiarism.

I think some moderate swearing is probably okay, as long as it's funny.

Ravens Win The Superbowl!!!


It'd be funnier if they hadn't won one recently.

Like the headline: "Fan shows up to super bowl party wearing eagles jersey for some reason" on the onion lol

"Patriots win superbowl and keep all scandals hidden in the same year!"

I think I can make one about Sam Hinkie trying to cut down on unnecessary wins.

/maybe also one about Chip Kelly trading for something to do with Oregon

This post was edited by Terps on Mar 25 2015 12:02am

if you want to parody espn just report on real stories

Chip just relocates the Eagles to Oregon.

I could make one about a drunk driver. Anyone noteworthy get busted for a DUI/DWI lately?

Headline would be like "7 killed in Donte Stallworth Chrysler Commercial"

But no one really knows Stallworth

Maybe I could make a headline about Irsay and pills

This post was edited by Terps on Mar 25 2015 12:17am

Pierce?


"Adrian Peterson viciously beats Childs"

After team A signed Greg Childs they had him convert to corner. When team A played the Vikings, Adrian Peterson beat Child's etc etc you got it"

This post was edited by Randolph on Mar 25 2015 12:23am

Talks about a creative design class.

Talks about plagiarism and how he needs to avoid it.

Uses ESPN font for magazine cover.

Looks legit.