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Oct 13 2014 01:31pm
Fuck you Joe Philbin and Fuck you Bill Lazor. This game shouldn't have came down to the last drive, why are you such fucking pussies? How do you give the ball back to the best quarterback in the NFL with over 2 minutes left and expect him not to destroy you? Nice fucking play calling, nice fucking clock management, and NICE FUCKING TIMEOUT on a 4th and 10 on their LAST PLAY to let them regroup.

I have defended Joe Philbin since the first day he became our head coach but for fuck sakes, get this fucking bum out of Miami. We have the talent to compete with any team in the league but we'll continue to lose behind Philbin. The defense was keeping us alive the entire game until Tannehill lit up in the second half, all the respect in the world for Kevin Coyle, everyone in Miami is blaming Coyle for failing so hard on the final drive but if it wasn't for him, this game was long over before the second half. Rodgers shouldn't have even allowed a last drive, Tannehill was on fire, put the goddamn ball in the kid's hand and let him win the game. Who am I kidding though, we're way too fucking conservative for that shit.

Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the NFL right now, no question about it. Greenbay's running game was irrelevant, Rodgers was being pressure on almost every play in the second half and he still find ways to fuck us in the ass. And that FAKE! That was some sexy shit (Marino was at the game). I almost got fired because I was at work and my heart was jumping out of my chest on the last drive of the game, I can't believe I am stupid enough to put my ass on the line (literally) for the fucking Dolphins, it's as if I will never learn my fucking lesson to not trust these guys. It was a good game nonetheless, Packers played their asses off and I truly hope they get all their injured players back soon, they are a true contender.

Here's to another 7-9 or 8-8 season, not good enough to make the playoffs and just not bad enough to get any of these shitheads fired. Cheers.





I hate myself for burning a Tannehill jersey, but I was cocky and I agree'd to it via pm with Cheesehead. I love you Ryan keep your heads up, you are still the best quarterback we've seen since Dan Marino. Fuck what anyone else says, you're special.

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Oct 13 2014 01:33pm
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Oct 13 2014 01:34pm
Dayum buxx
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Oct 13 2014 01:34pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Holy fuck, gg

10/10 A+

Dat cheese though

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Oct 13 2014 01:35pm
Well done sir.

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that's fucking hilarious.
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Oct 13 2014 01:36pm
Holy epic essay thread

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Quote (Prone @ Oct 13 2014 01:34pm)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Holy fuck, gg

10/10 A+

Dat cheese though

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I stared ate that shit for like 3 minutes before I realized it was Buxxs ass with cheese stuck to it!

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