Hockey is played, or was, in the forward and backwards spin of the electron timescapes and scales of sub-momentary time, decisions enacted before thought or action: pre-linear

Maybe that was when hockey was only slightly vomit.

Now, the players can't play puck without their bing bing bing running through their ming ming media presence mind of being.

Goalies are surprised when thinking on the netherrealm distracts from the puck and defense is conformity

Make sports great again and put dead hamsters on the ice

Cool story bro

Didn't read but I agree

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