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Jan 9 2014 11:40am
I just don't know how you guys play and replay games like COD and battlefield. Every game has the same fuckers who make me wish roe v wade happened 30 years earlier. There's the camper, the spray and pray, and the guy who acts like he's on his 3rd tour even though he's never left his mom's basement. The guy whose mom makes him take the trash out mid game, the one who gets a phone call and forgets his mic has a mute, and the one with a shifty mic who is playing music full blast out of even shittier speakers.

Then there's the heavy breather.

This post was edited by dxlightning on Jan 9 2014 11:41am
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Jan 9 2014 11:44am
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I just don't know how you guys play and replay games like COD and battlefield. Every game has the same fuckers who make me wish roe v wade happened 30 years earlier. There's the camper, the spray and pray, and the guy who acts like he's on his 3rd tour even though he's never left his mom's basement. The guy whose mom makes him take the trash out mid game, the one who gets a phone call and forgets his mic has a mute,  and the one with a shifty mic who is playing music full blast out of even shittier speakers.

Then there's the heavy breather.


you forgot the occasional guy who makes everyone listen to porn on purpose.
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Jan 9 2014 11:45am
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I just don't know how you guys play and replay games like COD and battlefield. Every game has the same fuckers who make me wish roe v wade happened 30 years earlier. There's the camper, the spray and pray, and the guy who acts like he's on his 3rd tour even though he's never left his mom's basement. The guy whose mom makes him take the trash out mid game, the one who gets a phone call and forgets his mic has a mute, and the one with a shifty mic who is playing music full blast out of even shittier speakers.

Then there's the heavy breather.


i was the guy that never left his moms basement, until i left for school. then i never left my room

i also played the bad boys song (cops theme song) from time to time when i had a mic that was working

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Jan 9 2014 11:46am
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I just don't know how you guys play and replay games like COD and battlefield. Every game has the same fuckers who make me wish roe v wade happened 30 years earlier. There's the camper, the spray and pray, and the guy who acts like he's on his 3rd tour even though he's never left his mom's basement. The guy whose mom makes him take the trash out mid game, the one who gets a phone call and forgets his mic has a mute, and the one with a shifty mic who is playing music full blast out of even shittier speakers.

Then there's the heavy breather.


I have played many games, the worst gaming community I have ever seen is League of Legends. It's like if everyone is a 12 year old raging going through pms for the first time. Game is 5 vs 5 everytime you are on the losing team it's a shitfest. I don't even talk to anyone anymore when I play.

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Jan 9 2014 11:48am
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you forgot the occasional guy who makes everyone listen to porn on purpose.


Oh I've got plenty still in the quiver.

The 10 year old who just learned his first swear word.
The foreigner who barks orders even though he knows no one understands him.
The kid who just had his dick touched for the first time so he thinks he's the hottest shit ever
The guy with a voice so nerdy it has to be fake
The one who you know, just KNOW is decked out in full battlefield/call of duty gear
The neglectful parent whose baby is crying in the background
The guy who is eating and directing sounds towards the mic
The one who just sounds naked and greasy
The sarcastic guy


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I have played many games, the worst gaming community I have ever seen is League of Legends. It's like if everyone is a 12 year old raging going through pms for the first time. Game is 5 vs 5 everytime you are on the losing team it's a shitfest. I don't even talk to anyone anymore when I play.


When anyone talks shit to me I just do it better and leave them speechless.

This post was edited by dxlightning on Jan 9 2014 11:49am
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Oh I've got plenty still in the quiver.

The 10 year old who just learned his first swear word.
The foreigner who barks orders even though he knows no one understands him.
The kid who just had his dick touched for the first time so he thinks he's the hottest shit ever
The guy with a voice so nerdy it has to be fake
The one who you know, just KNOW is decked out in full battlefield/call of duty gear
The neglectful parent whose baby is crying in the background
The guy who is eating and directing sounds towards the mic
The one who just sounds naked and greasy
The sarcastic guy


rofl

ive heard a lot of parents with their kids crying or trying to get their attention. a lot from resistance 2 though
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Jan 9 2014 11:51am
Quote (dxlightning @ Jan 9 2014 01:40pm)
I just don't know how you guys play and replay games like COD and battlefield. Every game has the same fuckers who make me wish roe v wade happened 30 years earlier. There's the camper, the spray and pray, and the guy who acts like he's on his 3rd tour even though he's never left his mom's basement. The guy whose mom makes him take the trash out mid game, the one who gets a phone call and forgets his mic has a mute,  and the one with a shifty mic who is playing music full blast out of even shittier speakers.

Then there's the heavy breather.


haha i gotta tell you this story
playin bad company 2 and i was in this squad we all had mics and we were fuckin shit up were all talking the 1 kid was acting al lgangster n shit all the other ppl were just normal
well the gangster guy LOL i hear like a door creak in the mic and then he starts talkinto us and you hear his mom " is that how you talk on there!? why do you talk like that " blah blah
she reamed him hardcare and he never muted the mic LOL we were all laughin at him so hard man i was crying from laughing so hard that motherfucker got told!
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Jan 9 2014 11:53am
Quote (dragoneth @ Jan 9 2014 01:51pm)
haha i gotta tell you this story
playin  bad company 2 and i was in this squad we all had mics and we were fuckin shit up were all talking the 1 kid  was acting al lgangster n shit  all the other ppl were just normal
well the gangster guy LOL  i hear like a door creak in the mic and then he starts talkinto us and you hear his mom " is that how you talk on there!? why do you talk like that " blah blah
she reamed him  hardcare and he never muted the mic LOL  we were all laughin at him  so hard  man i was crying  from laughing so hard  that motherfucker got told!


Haha that's awesome. I seriously wonder if some of these kids are orphans with the way their parents let them talk.
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Jan 9 2014 12:00pm
Quote (dxlightning @ 9 Jan 2014 12:40)
I just don't know how you guys play and replay games like COD and battlefield. Every game has the same fuckers who make me wish roe v wade happened 30 years earlier. There's the camper, the spray and pray, and the guy who acts like he's on his 3rd tour even though he's never left his mom's basement. The guy whose mom makes him take the trash out mid game, the one who gets a phone call and forgets his mic has a mute,  and the one with a shifty mic who is playing music full blast out of even shittier speakers.

Then there's the heavy breather.


Because I don't suck nor play it religiously.

Got a guy really good in the heli? Well that's great because I know how to aim the SMAW. Got a guy that's sniping you? That's cool, I'll have my buddy with a DMR take him out. Got a problem with a camper? No you don't, it's battlefield, stop playing TDM. Throw a grenade at him. You just have to play smart and not run around like an idiot. Get ace squad with EASE.

Plus, you can only hear people on your squad.

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Haha that's awesome. I seriously wonder if some of these kids are orphans with the way their parents let them talk.


I've had a pretty bad mouth. My mom kind of gave up punishing after my two brothers. She got too tired from it. But I NEVER said things like 'nigger' or 'cunt' especially around her, there's a few trigger words. She still did a fine job parenting, I think I turned out fairly well. I talk to her like she's a friend, I'll jokingly tell her to fuck off if she's being an ass (not around other people, of course)

This post was edited by tim226 on Jan 9 2014 12:03pm
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Jan 9 2014 12:01pm
Quote (dxlightning @ 9 Jan 2014 19:40)
I just don't know how you guys play and replay games like COD and battlefield. Every game has the same fuckers who make me wish roe v wade happened 30 years earlier. There's the camper, the spray and pray, and the guy who acts like he's on his 3rd tour even though he's never left his mom's basement. The guy whose mom makes him take the trash out mid game, the one who gets a phone call and forgets his mic has a mute,  and the one with a shifty mic who is playing music full blast out of even shittier speakers.

Then there's the heavy breather.


It can be fun to play with friends, playing with just mic'd kids is kinda horrible though.
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