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partank

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Jan 3 2014 01:39pm

Quote (dirTyMan @ Jan 3 2014 01:56pm)

Par tank what are your secrets in bed

make sure shes intoxicated

Quote (tim226 @ Jan 3 2014 02:16pm)

Lotta WoW, moderate dota/BF4. When I get back to school, itll all slow down a ton

wow? pls no

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Jan 3 2014 02:00pm

Quote (partank @ 3 Jan 2014 14:39)

make sure shes intoxicated

wow? pls no

Gotta raid, yo

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Jan 3 2014 02:11pm

Quote (dirTyMan @ 3 Jan 2014 13:56)

Par tank what are your secrets in bed

Never bring girls, never disappoint.

dirTyMan

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Jan 3 2014 02:15pm

Quote (Meatstick @ <a href="x-apple-data-detectors://9" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="calendar-event" x-apple-data-detectors-result="9">Jan 3 2014 01:11pm</a>)

Never bring girls, never disappoint.

Last girl I fucked I didn't give her an orgasm , but during round 2 I told her I was hungry and went and got a sandwich. She now barely talks to me . I sad

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Jan 3 2014 02:19pm

Quote (dirTyMan @ 3 Jan 2014 15:15)

Last girl I fucked I didn't give her an orgasm , but during round 2 I told her I was hungry and went and got a sandwich. She now barely talks to me . I sad

Last like 5 times I fucked I didn't orgasm. It fucking sucks.

dirTyMan

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Jan 3 2014 02:23pm

Quote (tim226 @ <a href="x-apple-data-detectors://16" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="calendar-event" x-apple-data-detectors-result="16">Jan 3 2014 01:19pm</a>)

Last like 5 times I fucked I didn't orgasm. It fucking sucks.

This is the first time I actually did because I was sober this time. This last girl bugs me though because she was easily the hottest girl I ducked but we didn't connect at all and their wasn't much emotion involved .

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#8287

Jan 3 2014 02:43pm

Quote (dirTyMan @ Jan 3 2014 04:15pm)

Last girl I fucked I didn't give her an orgasm , but during round 2 I told her I was hungry and went and got a sandwich. She now barely talks to me . I sad

Go down on her first to give her one. The second one comes much more easily, and if she doesn't get the second then at least she got one in.

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Jan 3 2014 02:45pm

Quote (tim226 @ Jan 3 2014 01:19pm)

Last like 5 times I fucked I didn't orgasm. It fucking sucks.

Circumcision of peace.

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Jan 3 2014 02:50pm

Quote (dxlightning @ <a href="x-apple-data-detectors://23" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="calendar-event" x-apple-data-detectors-result="23">Jan 3 2014 01:43pm</a>)

Go down on her first to give her one. The second one comes much more easily, and if she doesn't get the second then at least she got one in.

I've never gone down on a girl. I was thinking about it but I guess I was scared id be awful so I didn't. Hopefully I get a chance to fuck her again and make her orgasm a bunch but it's not looking good. She's been a bit cold over text lately. So.. Might be onto the next one

This post was edited by dirTyMan on Jan 3 2014 02:57pm

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Jan 3 2014 02:58pm

Quote (dirTyMan @ Jan 3 2014 03:50pm)

Thats so selfish.

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