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Jun 21 2017 09:14pm
Quote (max09 @ 21 Jun 2017 19:51)
I got a call from my 100k lyfe job

and the guy told me I was going to have more hours..they would teach me how to drive the truck and the lift
that would give me more opportunity to works aka more hours..aka bigger pay..etc


15 seconds later, he called back and said he fucked up and it was someone else he meant to call

r.i.p. :(


ez humiliation
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Jun 21 2017 09:25pm
Quote (dragoneth @ Jun 21 2017 10:34pm)
rip
maybe you are next on the list then?



not at all
I'm 46th on that list

I have the same last name as the guy he wanted to call
and I have the same first name as the guy he just called before

the dude didn't make any research and made the call...I knew it didn't make sense but I was still hoping it was true

Quote (Subban @ Jun 21 2017 10:37pm)
Maybe you'll have to kill someone else


...vouloir...
je serait surment deja garantie
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Jun 21 2017 09:43pm
Quote (LuLer @ Jun 21 2017 05:08pm)
If it works like a PVR/DVR then it'll record as long as it's on. Don't understand why you would have it off.


Says its recorded. Must have worked.

^_^

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Jun 21 2017 11:47pm
Quote (StayPositive @ 21 Jun 2017 19:34)
Bought a house today. Rip


Nice

Where

Quote (StayPositive @ 21 Jun 2017 23:33)


Yea canada #1
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Jun 22 2017 04:57am
Quote (KrWWW @ Jun 22 2017 01:52am)


crazy
skill+technology is a scary thing lol
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Jun 22 2017 06:03am
Quote (Subzer0isGG @ Jun 21 2017 10:50pm)
Weaving between cars? You are crazy.



The cars were stopped the guy behind only pulled up to be an asshole.

And i was only on the outside in the first place because a truck made it impossible to pass.

I mean its undeniablly my own fault, which is why i just paid for it outright but if the car behind wasn't intentionally a dickhead it wouldn't happened at all.
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Jun 22 2017 08:18am
Quote (KrWWW @ Jun 21 2017 10:52pm)


Man that's crazy. The 2nd closest country is almost a KM shorter. The amount of skill and precision to hit someone from that far away blows my mind. It must have caused so much confusion, they wouldnt have even heard the gun shot yet and the guy would be dead :rofl:

Looking at the wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills , Canada holds the record for 3 of the top 5 longest sniper kills. Apparently Canadians know how to shoot :thumbsup:

This post was edited by GSG on Jun 22 2017 08:19am
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Jun 22 2017 08:20am
Montebello rockfest someone?
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