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Jun 2 2017 07:27pm
Quote (TooL89 @ Jun 2 2017 09:19pm)
They should invent a mechanism that allows intercourse without the fear of impregnating someone. Then I wouldn't have to pull out no more



Im allergic to latex i swear
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Jun 2 2017 09:27pm
Quote (Nearin @ Jun 2 2017 09:27pm)
Im allergic to latex i swear


I didn't mean those. I don't use condoms, fuck that shit lmao. Birth control!
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Jun 2 2017 10:14pm
Quote (TooL89 @ Jun 2 2017 11:27pm)
I didn't mean those. I don't use condoms, fuck that shit lmao. Birth control!



Some women have terrible consequences from birth control

Me and my gf just pull out have been for 3+ years and it works
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Jun 2 2017 10:22pm
Quote (Nearin @ Jun 3 2017 05:14am)
Some women have terrible consequences from birth control

Me and my gf just pull out have been for 3+ years and it works


babynames.com

you'll need this down the road
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Jun 2 2017 11:05pm
Quote (Nearin @ Jun 2 2017 09:14pm)
Some women have terrible consequences from birth control

Me and my gf just pull out have been for 3+ years and it works



Goddamn sorry to say, but one of you must be sterile
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Jun 2 2017 11:17pm
Quote (StayPositive @ Jun 2 2017 02:07pm)
Changing topics,

One of my emails is firstnamelastname@gmail.com, and there's apparently someone in the UK with my same name and email, but firstname.lastname@gmail.com. I occasionally get some of his emails, which can be annoying. Like forwards from his workplace drama, or winning bids on farm equipment and whatever. This morning I get a registration confirmation for fantasybrides.com, which I guess is for mail order brides apparently. They sent me his login and password for that. What do?



K I logged in and I have this guy's profile, chat history, and purchase history. He's spending money on connections with potential 'brides' and his profile says he weights 98lbs. Oh lawd what do.
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Jun 2 2017 11:29pm
Quote (StayPositive @ Jun 3 2017 01:05am)
Goddamn sorry to say, but one of you must be sterile



Nah b, im just good at timing it lol. But prob neither of us are super fertile shes got some uterus shit thats going to make it complicated but shes had tests to say shes fertile still.

Even if we were we would be down to adopt, i mean id be disappointed but id rather have kids that way then not at all.
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Jun 2 2017 11:33pm
Just get the surgery done my friends. Stay in whenever you want, works better.
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Jun 2 2017 11:48pm
Quote (LuLer @ Jun 3 2017 01:33am)
Just get the surgery done my friends. Stay in whenever you want, works better.


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Jun 2 2017 11:56pm
Can't wait until I'm snipped.

Cum dumpster her all day.
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