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Jun 2 2017 04:40pm
Quote (LuLer @ Jun 2 2017 03:00pm)
Why would you say anything is a deal-breaker before having sex? Express those kinds of feelings afterwards dummy.



It's a joke, I'm assuming. I say shit like that all the time.
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Jun 2 2017 04:48pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ Jun 2 2017 03:40pm)
It's a joke, I'm assuming. I say shit like that all the time.


I know it was a joke but if she was actually offended by that then lol for gsg

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Jun 2 2017 05:37pm
Quote (LuLer @ 2 Jun 2017 16:33)
Elaborate :unsure:


because when a man and a woman do the birds and bees sometimes a baby comes along

and when you don't know the person very well... sometimes that relationship ends

then the child is either torn from it's mother's womb and murdered

or the father leaves

either way

fatherless families


quite common in black communities from what I hear


edit: I intentionally included both race and abortion in this response.

This post was edited by Bruin on Jun 2 2017 05:38pm
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Jun 2 2017 05:39pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ Jun 2 2017 03:40pm)
It's a joke, I'm assuming. I say shit like that all the time.


Quote (LuLer @ Jun 2 2017 03:48pm)
I know it was a joke but if she was actually offended by that then lol for gsg


Obviously taken out of context and analyzed I feel like a fucking idiot, but I really didnt think it was that out of line. Not to the point of not responding. Might listen to Sub and just fire another shot.... cant possibly hurt my chances ;)
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Jun 2 2017 05:41pm
Quote (GSG @ 2 Jun 2017 17:39)
Obviously taken out of context and analyzed I feel like a fucking idiot, but I really didnt think it was that out of line. Not to the point of not responding. Might listen to Sub and just fire another shot.... cant possibly hurt my chances ;)


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Jun 2 2017 05:43pm
Quote (GSG @ Jun 2 2017 04:39pm)
Obviously taken out of context and analyzed I feel like a fucking idiot, but I really didnt think it was that out of line. Not to the point of not responding. Might listen to Sub and just fire another shot.... cant possibly hurt my chances ;)



send dick pics
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Jun 2 2017 05:47pm
Quote (Bruin @ Jun 2 2017 04:37pm)
because when a man and a woman do the birds and bees sometimes a baby comes along

and when you don't know the person very well... sometimes that relationship ends

then the child is either torn from it's mother's womb and murdered

or the father leaves

either way

fatherless families


quite common in black communities from what I hear


edit: I intentionally included both race and abortion in this response.


Are you suggesting don't have sex until you're actually ready to have kids with the other person? :wacko:
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Jun 2 2017 05:49pm
I suggest getting bjs
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Jun 2 2017 05:53pm
send her "fuck you". Guaranteed reply
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Jun 2 2017 07:19pm
Quote (Bruin @ Jun 2 2017 07:49pm)
I suggest getting bjs


They should invent a mechanism that allows intercourse without the fear of impregnating someone. Then I wouldn't have to pull out no more
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