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Mar 2 2017 11:55am
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idiot me went to block a shot in beer league
went down on one knee and the shot caught me at the top of my knee cap above the shin pad.
mega charlie horse, crawled to the bench lol

missed 2 shifts though. sorry to disappoint u all

but it was our first playoff game and we fukkin beat the top team. holy fuk we were pumped


blocking shots in beer league?!?! No thanks jeff

congrats on 1st playoff win, is it 1 win move on or do you play series?
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Mar 2 2017 12:33pm
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blocking shots in beer league?!?! No thanks jeff

congrats on 1st playoff win, is it 1 win move on or do you play series?


i know right.

i do do that. hits me directly in the shin pads and then go down on a breakaway. this time i went down on one knee like a fool.

its a round robin type thing. 4 round robin games then it goes to 1v4 2v3 etc
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Mar 2 2017 02:20pm
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i know right.

i do do that. hits me directly in the shin pads and then go down on a breakaway. this time i went down on one knee like a fool.

its a round robin type thing. 4 round robin games then it goes to 1v4 2v3 etc


lol, yeah fuck that....

so theres a guy in our league that just takes clappers all the time and we have told him like hey, we know you dont have the hands to score and you cant really skate, but im not trying to take a puck up high, no more clappers dude. he wont listen, so now our whole team is just shooting the puck at him every chance we get, forget scoring or moving the puck out of the zone, get the puck see if hes out there, if he is shoot it at him, if not play normal


took him a period and a half, but no more clappers
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Mar 2 2017 02:37pm
Quote (partank @ Mar 2 2017 01:50pm)
idiot me went to block a shot in beer league
went down on one knee and the shot caught me at the top of my knee cap above the shin pad.
mega charlie horse, crawled to the bench lol

missed 2 shifts though. sorry to disappoint u all

but it was our first playoff game and we fukkin beat the top team. holy fuk we were pumped


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Mar 2 2017 02:45pm
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lol, yeah fuck that....

so theres a guy in our league that just takes clappers all the time and we have told him like hey, we know you dont have the hands to score and you cant really skate, but im not trying to take a puck up high, no more clappers dude. he wont listen, so now our whole team is just shooting the puck at him every chance we get, forget scoring or moving the puck out of the zone, get the puck see if hes out there, if he is shoot it at him, if not play normal


took him a period and a half, but no more clappers


lol

one of our guys does that. walks past the blue line and just rips it. 50% of the time he missed the net.

did that vs one of the better teams this year and their goalie was a chick. after the 1st period the other team approached our bench and told us they can start doing that too lol. a few of their players were absolute snipers
that dude stopped right away
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Mar 3 2017 12:12pm
every league as their fair share of ripper and toe dragger ic

although slapper are allowed in my league
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Mar 3 2017 01:05pm
Quote (Subban @ Mar 3 2017 10:12am)
every league as their fair share of ripper and toe dragger ic

although slapper are allowed in my league


when we play on ice, slap all you want, if you wana kill sticks thats on your dime, but in roller its idk.... frowned upon, theres not even a fuckin blue line
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Mar 8 2017 10:39pm
fucked up boys

had 3 breakaways and couldnt fukkin capitalize

lost 6-5

fuck
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Mar 9 2017 09:14am
Quote (partank @ Mar 8 2017 08:39pm)
fucked up boys

had 3 breakaways and couldnt fukkin capitalize

lost 6-5

fuck


stop shooting at the post in warm ups
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Mar 9 2017 09:16am
Quote (partank @ Mar 8 2017 09:39pm)
fucked up boys

had 3 breakaways and couldnt fukkin capitalize

lost 6-5

fuck


Bruh just shoot 5hole, goalies in beer leagues are brutal.

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