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Feb 13 2017 08:34pm
Quote (Bruin @ Feb 13 2017 10:29pm)
rectal stretch test


you are kidding about it..

but the medical exam is like...super extensive




the guy from the syndicate told me they are checking every single thing on you
they are going to x ray my whole body...checking my blood...etc etc

so my butt could be checked out

no idea yet....
hopefully..nothing goes into my butt

This post was edited by max09 on Feb 13 2017 08:35pm
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Feb 13 2017 08:38pm
Quote (max09 @ Feb 13 2017 09:34pm)
you are kidding about it..

but the medical exam is like...super extensive




the guy from the syndicate told me they are checking every single thing on you
they are going to x ray my whole body...checking my blood...etc etc

so my butt could be checked out

no idea yet....
hopefully..nothing goes into my butt


The only thing going in your butt is my dick.
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Feb 13 2017 08:40pm
Quote (Prone @ Feb 13 2017 10:38pm)
The only thing going in your butt is my dick.



you know I'm down for that babe :blush:

don't forget to spit :wub:
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Feb 13 2017 08:40pm
Quote (max09 @ Feb 13 2017 10:34pm)
you are kidding about it..

but the medical exam is like...super extensive




the guy from the syndicate told me they are checking every single thing on you
they are going to x ray my whole body...checking my blood...etc etc

so my butt could be checked out

no idea yet....
hopefully..nothing goes into my butt


Hopefully they won't test your knee.
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Feb 13 2017 08:43pm
Quote (Twax @ Feb 13 2017 10:40pm)
Hopefully they won't test your knee.


they don't know how much pain you have so I'm ok

I did the brakes on my car last week
and I was on my knees for like 4 hours



the nex day

...I couldn't go up stairs for shit
I couldn't jump...I couldn't walk fast or run

they are only looking if you have anything serious

in my case, it's like nerves that got fucked up so they won't see it...hopefully

This post was edited by max09 on Feb 13 2017 08:45pm
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Feb 13 2017 08:44pm
Quote (max09 @ Feb 13 2017 10:43pm)
they don't know how much pain you have so I'm ok

I did the brakes on my car last week
and I was on my knees for like 4 hours



the nex day

...I couldn't go up stairs for shit
I could jump...I couldn't walk fast or run

they are only looking if you have anything serious

in my case, it's like nerves that got fucked up so they won't see it...hopefully


Hahaha damn I was just kidding but yeah hope everything goes well.. Good luck !! ;)

This post was edited by Twax on Feb 13 2017 08:44pm
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Feb 13 2017 08:53pm
Quote (Bruin @ Feb 13 2017 07:14pm)
I'll shake your hand you fucking pipsqueak



Yer soft as krecji m9
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Feb 13 2017 08:57pm
Quote (StayPositive @ Feb 13 2017 09:53pm)
Yer soft as krecji m9


Did you just say that out loud?
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Feb 13 2017 08:58pm
Quote (Prone @ Feb 13 2017 10:57pm)
Did you just say that out loud?




...cmon prone

this is a world wide known fact


krejci est encore plus mou que mon pénis devant l'anus de chojo
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Feb 13 2017 09:01pm
Quote (max09 @ Feb 13 2017 09:58pm)
...cmon prone

this is a world wide known fact


krejci est encore plus mou que mon pénis devant l'anus de chojo


Bien l'anus de Chojo rend automatiquement votre pénis doux, c'est quand je vous envoie une image de mon bout sur Snapchat.
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