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Jun 16 2016 12:51pm
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In every case. Like SP says. Bear spray! But getting to the spray before you get mauled is the tricky part. Bears are quiet at times. das why we always told to be making lords noise at all times while out walking. So you never spook a bear.


You guys don't just carry it eh. I just bought some new stuff earlier this year. Last one expired.

Polar bears are the scariest of the bunch. I guess in the territories its assumed that nobody locks their car doors at any time, in case someone on the street needs to escape a polar bear in a hurry. If those guys want to get ya, they're not going to stop until they do.

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You guys don't just carry it eh. I just bought some new stuff earlier this year.

Polar bears are the scariest of the bunch imo. I guess in the territories its assumed that nobody locks their car doors at any time, in case someone on the street needs to escape a polar bear in a hurry. If those guys want to get ya, they're not going to stop until they do.



A car window wouldn't stop them!
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Jun 16 2016 01:02pm
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A car window wouldn't stop them!


sure help to be hiding in a car then out in the open
honk the horn and im sure somebodys got a rifle to shoot it down
maybe the horn even scares it away lol

i had a teacher that went up north for a bit he said they had "shoot to kill" instructions on any bears/wolves that came too close to the school

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Only have black bears around here of course, I've seen them plenty of times while out in the woods.

99% of the time they run. Black bears are wimps unless they have their cubs around, or if he's starving

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Actually just looked it up, in some towns in Manitoba it's illegal to lock your doors for that reason. lel.



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Quote (StayPositive @ Jun 16 2016 03:04pm)
Actually just looked it up, in some towns in Manitoba it's illegal to lock your doors for that reason. lel.

http://i.imgur.com/07DJnwA.png


this lead me to this reddit thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1z6sci/til_it_is_illegal_to_lock_your_car_doors_in/

and this image
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this is what you do
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this is what you do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg


i dare some dumb fuck to try that on a polar bear lol
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Jun 16 2016 02:55pm
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rofl the responses in that thread to the 1st pic
[–][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago

did he survive!?


[–]close_ 75 points 2 years ago

Yes. Assuming that you're talking about the bear.
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Quote (Nearin @ 16 Jun 2016 22:37)
i dare some dumb fuck to try that on a polar bear lol


better than nothing i guess
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