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Feb 1 2017 10:49am
Quote (max09 @ Feb 1 2017 09:32am)
Things i gotta do for my 100k lyfe job:

Interview
Logic test
Hand-feet-eye coordination type of test
Medical exam(and they check every single thing xray...blood...everything...maybe even my wiener)
And a couple mores too


Buuuuttt.... its like 2 or 3 years before i get guaranteed hours..not bad


long shoring or something?
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Feb 1 2017 10:51am
Quote (dirTyMan @ Feb 1 2017 12:49pm)
long shoring or something?


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Feb 1 2017 11:13am
Quote (max09 @ Feb 1 2017 09:32am)
Things i gotta do for my 100k lyfe job:

Interview
Logic test
Hand-feet-eye coordination type of test
Medical exam(and they check every single thing xray...blood...everything...maybe even my wiener)
And a couple mores too


Buuuuttt.... its like 2 or 3 years before i get guaranteed hours..not bad



So someone is going to grab your wiener with the promise of a good job in 3 years
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Feb 1 2017 11:16am
Quote (StayPositive @ Feb 1 2017 01:13pm)
So someone is going to grab your wiener with the promise of a good job in 3 years


what's wrong with it...?
it sounds fun :unsure:

my wiener may not be touched but they make sure you are ok before hiring you because you are paid 100% weither you work or not and if you are injured, you are also paid 100% iirc

good news is I get to keep my current job for the next couple years too..so 50k lyfe ftw
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Feb 1 2017 11:18am
Quote (max09 @ Feb 1 2017 10:16am)
what's wrong with it...?
it sounds fun :unsure:

my wiener may not be touched but they make sure you are ok before hiring you because you are paid 100% weither you work or not and if you are injured, you are also paid 100% iirc

good news is I get to keep my current job for the next couple years too..so 50k lyfe ftw



If the 'doc' is suomi, run tho
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Feb 1 2017 11:19am
looks sketchy
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Feb 1 2017 11:21am
Quote (StayPositive @ 1 Feb 2017 19:18)
If the 'doc' is suomi, run tho


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Feb 1 2017 11:23am
Quote (StayPositive @ Feb 1 2017 09:18am)
If the 'doc' is suomi, run tho


agree. suomi has bad health system is what i heard. theres long wait likes for doc visits.
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Feb 1 2017 11:26am
Quote (StayPositive @ Feb 1 2017 01:18pm)
If the 'doc' is suomi, run tho


obviously

Quote (Subban @ Feb 1 2017 01:19pm)
looks sketchy



c'est le port

spa sketch pentoute lol

tes heures vont en fonciton de ton ancienneté, plus le temp avance, plus tu change d'échelon et plus ta d'heure
j'ai le même salaire que le gars que sa fait 15 ans qui est la, j'ai juste pas les heures ni la garantie au debut

je ferait mon salaire actuel en travaillant 10 heures de nuit la bas
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Feb 1 2017 11:31am
Quote (max09 @ Feb 1 2017 01:26pm)
obviously




c'est le port

spa sketch pentoute lol

tes heures vont en fonciton de ton ancienneté, plus le temp avance, plus tu change d'échelon et plus ta d'heure
j'ai le même salaire que le gars que sa fait 15 ans qui est la, j'ai juste pas les heures ni la garantie au debut

je ferait mon salaire actuel en travaillant 10 heures de nuit la bas


did u kill someone to get in here
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