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#4511
Jun 25 2013 03:53pm
Quote (Farine @ 24 Jun 2013 19:18)
http://dotabuff.com/matches/47203117
501 creeps in 56 minutes + 39 hero kills
http://dotabuff.com/matches/62515981
more than 1 hero kill/minute. 29 Kills in 28 minutes.
NOW DO THAT IN RANKED LIKE I DID
K THX
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#4512
Jun 25 2013 05:38pm
Quote (Patches @ Jun 25 2013 02:53pm)
NOW DO THAT IN RANKED LIKE I DID
K THX
One of the guys in my SF game quit and I controlled him the entire game from like lvl 3 >_>
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#4513
Jun 26 2013 08:28pm
@ZenonKonopka: 28 NFL players arrested since the Super Bowl (yes since the Super Bowl) #areyoukiddingme #sosmart
@ZenonKonopka: NFL star Aaron Hernandez charged with murder-really opens up the door for Tim Tebow at TE #opportunity #versatile
This post was edited by MNhockey on Jun 26 2013 08:35pm
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#4514
Jun 27 2013 03:41pm
I had to pick up a check from this one place today and the receptionist I was talking to had a dress so short you could see something most women would be embarrassed about if they knew others could see it.
Perhaps this girl moonlights as a prostitute.
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Jun 27 2013 03:51pm
Quote (Caedus @ Jun 27 2013 06:41pm)
I had to pick up a check from this one place today and the receptionist I was talking to had a dress so short you could see something most women would be embarrassed about if they knew others could see it.
Perhaps this girl moonlights as a prostitute.
What did you see?
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#4516
Jun 27 2013 03:52pm
Quote (PatrioticDeath @ Jun 27 2013 05:51pm)
What did you see?
What do you think....... He wasn't exactly being subtle.
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#4517
Jun 27 2013 03:54pm
Quote (dxlightning @ Jun 27 2013 06:52pm)
What do you think....... He wasn't exactly being subtle.
Ass, panties, snatch. If I seen that I would tell her that her dress looks lovely.
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#4518
Jun 27 2013 04:10pm
Quote (PatrioticDeath @ Jun 27 2013 10:54pm)
Ass, panties, snatch. If I seen that I would tell her that her dress looks lovely.
a giant crackpipe hidden inside her vagina
duh
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#4519
Jun 27 2013 04:13pm
No panties. I didn't tell her that I could see up her skirt but I looked down when she was sitting, looked up her, smiled, said thanks for the cheque and she turned red in the face. Guess she thought she was sitting behind the desk no one could see but she pushed her chair back when I came up to the desk. Pretty little thing but she was dressed like a whore.
I don't casually flirt or compliment girls I don't know so I didn't say anything directly because you never know if they're going to complain about you for sexual harassment. Better safe then sorry and this is a place I'm at usually every week at least so yeah.
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Jun 27 2013 06:12pm
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