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Jun 25 2013 03:53pm
Quote (Farine @ 24 Jun 2013 19:18)
http://dotabuff.com/matches/47203117

501 creeps in 56 minutes + 39 hero kills

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http://dotabuff.com/matches/62515981

more than 1 hero kill/minute. 29 Kills in 28 minutes.


NOW DO THAT IN RANKED LIKE I DID
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Jun 25 2013 05:38pm
Quote (Patches @ Jun 25 2013 02:53pm)
NOW DO THAT IN RANKED LIKE I DID
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One of the guys in my SF game quit and I controlled him the entire game from like lvl 3 >_>
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Jun 26 2013 08:28pm
@ZenonKonopka: 28 NFL players arrested since the Super Bowl (yes since the Super Bowl) #areyoukiddingme #sosmart

@ZenonKonopka: NFL star Aaron Hernandez charged with murder-really opens up the door for Tim Tebow at TE #opportunity #versatile

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Jun 27 2013 03:41pm
I had to pick up a check from this one place today and the receptionist I was talking to had a dress so short you could see something most women would be embarrassed about if they knew others could see it.

Perhaps this girl moonlights as a prostitute.
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I had to pick up a check from this one place today and the receptionist I was talking to had a dress so short you could see something most women would be embarrassed about if they knew others could see it.

Perhaps this girl moonlights as a prostitute.


What did you see?
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Jun 27 2013 03:52pm
Quote (PatrioticDeath @ Jun 27 2013 05:51pm)
What did you see?


What do you think....... He wasn't exactly being subtle.
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What do you think....... He wasn't exactly being subtle.


Ass, panties, snatch. If I seen that I would tell her that her dress looks lovely.
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Jun 27 2013 04:10pm
Quote (PatrioticDeath @ Jun 27 2013 10:54pm)
Ass, panties, snatch.  If I seen that I would tell her that her dress looks lovely.


a giant crackpipe hidden inside her vagina

duh
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Jun 27 2013 04:13pm
No panties. I didn't tell her that I could see up her skirt but I looked down when she was sitting, looked up her, smiled, said thanks for the cheque and she turned red in the face. Guess she thought she was sitting behind the desk no one could see but she pushed her chair back when I came up to the desk. Pretty little thing but she was dressed like a whore.

I don't casually flirt or compliment girls I don't know so I didn't say anything directly because you never know if they're going to complain about you for sexual harassment. Better safe then sorry and this is a place I'm at usually every week at least so yeah.
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